Okay, I saw this news story and about peed my pants. WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THIS GUY THINKING???

'Penis' in microwave case is settled

Wednesday, September 13, 2006
By Ann Belser, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

The case of the "penis" in the microwave was settled this morning with an agreement on a disorderly conduct plea.

McKeesport Police Capt. Bryan Washowich said Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, has agreed to take full responsibility for the incident in which she asked a clerk at a Get Go convenience store to warm up a penis-shaped device in the store's microwave.

When the object gave off an odor, the clerk checked on it and found what she thought was a real penis. She reported it to police.

Ms. Creighton agreed to plead guilty to disorderly conduct. Her companion in the case, Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who was also charged, will have the case against him withdrawn.

The two entered the convenience store in February, asked the clerk to place the device in the microwave in order to bring the urine-filled device up to body temperature so Ms. Creighton could pass a drug test to get a job.

Mr. Bostic's attorney, William H. Difenderfer, said Mr. Bostic has agreed to replace the $425 microwave at the store in exchange for the charges being dropped against him.

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/06256/721489-100.stm

Okay, after reading this...I can only think of two things

1) You know, if you're gonna try this hard to pass the drug test, you should have actually tried to do it the right way.

2) Why the hell would the clerk put it in the microwave? It looked like a penis yet you still put it in there...what the hell?

I think all the people involved were idiots.

hahaha.
that's ridiculous. everyone knows that if you put your penis in a microwave, you do it in the safety of your own home. sheesh.

...just kidding.

that was pretty hilarious.
» thaitanic on 2006-09-13 10:17:47

OMG. My stomach is hurting...geez. Oh! So funny! XD

They were all idiots who should be committed...XP
» Silver-dot- on 2006-09-13 10:21:38

Wtf? That was funny but... like... if it was a real one... then it would be detached from a body right... and then... ewwwwww.
» randomjunk on 2006-09-13 10:49:25

Welcome to NuTang
Lol, wtf. How will heating up a detached penis help someone pass a drug test?

You should submit that story to OurOddWorld.com, heh.
» dave on 2006-09-14 12:14:08

lol
The stupidity of some people can appalling, but not very surprising. Thank god for natural selection, eh?
» eXiled on 2006-09-14 05:46:05

can be* appalling - stupid grammar miskes
» eXiled on 2006-09-14 05:46:51

mistakes* - haha
» eXiled on 2006-09-14 05:47:13

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