I have this story called a "Whole in Space" on my computer. I wrote it while I was in Korea. It is a bizarre story about a man who throws a cat off of a building and then ends up in an upside down, topsy turvy world, having to listen to the cat complain about his insensitivity for the remainder of the journey. Well, whenever I open it, it makes me laugh, but whenever I open it, I wonder what all this junk is at the front and why I haven't deleted it, yet.

This is why:

The receptionist picked up the phone, �I�m sorry, the line is rotting, may I help you?�
�I�m sorry, but my dog ate your phone. I am calling you from the phone next door, do you think that you could bring up another one?�
�Oh dear, your phone has been eaten? You do realize that our patented bananaphones are very expensive.�
�Oh yes,� replied the woman on the other end, �but I�m afraid it was an accident. You see, I was not aware of your phones when I booked the hotel��
�Oh, that is alright,� the receptionist replied, �I will charge that one to your bill and get another one sent up. Is that alright?�
�I�d rather you didn�t,� the woman replied.
�Well, then I highly recommend that you replace the phone before you leave,� the receptionist replied tersely, �And why do you think we are called the banana phone hotel if we don�t use banana�s for phones?�
�I thought it was a clever joke, or that� maybe you would have plastic banana phones, not rotting edible ones.�
�How absurd. Plastic banana phones?� the receptionists contradicted.
�It is not absurd, all sorts of people have plastic phones,� the woman retorted.
�Oh really? Well, maybe tacky people, but we don�t have that kind of kitsch here,� she declared. Just as she did so, she squeezed the banana too hard. It squeezed through her fingers. She sighed heavily, looking up at the new customer.
�I�m sorry sir, how may I help you?� she asked.

recently a friend of mine created a fb group for ppl to submit stories based on a monthly theme. we got weird themes like ostrich poop recently... well just let ur imagination go wild!
» renaye on 2014-05-26 08:05:33

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