I had the oddest dream last night. I was with Doctor Who and we visited a planet just before it was supposedly visited by its God. There was a running joke that I said he was Japanese. He kept on saying that he wasn't Japanese, but Gallifreyan and I would nod and laugh... Well, when he came to the planet God wanted to speak to me. Everyone was, of course, very shocked by this because I was an alien, but they accepted me as being a mouthpiece for their God. Another alien and I went into the inner sanctum and came out with inner truth, and while we were able to answer the core of their questions and all the assembled knew, as we knew, that we had spoken to the one and only God, my internal editing software meant I kept rewriting that scene in my mind trying to get the wording right. After a while, I just gave up and went for purposeful ambiguity. However, during that speech, I mentioned that our other companion and our Japanese friend were, blah, blah, blah, and the Doctor was so frustrated he said, "But I'm BRITISH!" and on cue, I popped up from behind him and said, "See, you are from Earth, now." A Gallifreyan-Earthling.

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