I was browsing my local craigslist fer sale section.

I find this.

In case it is gone:

Dead Dog Frozen Treat - $100 (Freezer)
Date: 2009-08-10, 2:43PM EDT
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This showed up in my freezer on July 28, 2009.

I do not know where it came from or who left it there. I figure it's worth about $150 so I'll take $100 for a quick sale.

It comes in a clear plastic box with some sprinkles.
Also included is a note that says " DON'T EAT!! :-) "
I assume it would be delicious if you disregarded the note.


I do not recommend eating it as it may have been left there by one of my nemeses who armed it with a thermal detonator or poison.
It is conveniently shaped for secreting hack saw blades or files to sneak past prison guards. The note outlines the best weight loss plan I can imagine and can be applied to any number of objects with adhesive tape. (You will need to supply your own tape.)


Please be prepared to move it yourself. I'd bring at least 4 strong friends and a truck in case the detonator goes off.
Will not part out. Must take Dog, Box, and Note. I'll keep the sprinkles if you don't want them.
No tire kickers. No trades.

* Location: Freezer
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

hmmm... good thing it wasn't really a frozen dog?
» Zanzibar on 2009-08-10 04:51:02

that... is so creepy. I was scared to look at the picture.
» Chloefoxx on 2009-08-10 05:06:03

I love the description.
» randomjunk on 2009-08-10 05:36:21

Bahaha.
A fair joke, I think.
» middaymoon on 2009-08-10 06:46:18

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