Crazy like a bedbug!

Ok, maybe I am, just a smidgen.

I need to be in the process of scanning my homework so I can turn it in.

But the homework itself is done! It is! All four problems!

I was going to post a few days ago, when I should have been studying, but I decided to study instead.

I've discovered where I want to go for spring break. Crater of Diamonds State Park. I'll obviously have to plan a way to get there, a place to stay, all of that other stuff. I'd like for Dave to come along, but he has work that week.

I probably won't go, but I can hope and dream. Maybe I'll win the lottery by then, so I can buy a car and go myself? Or I'll buy a private jet and fly to the government to ask them for some money.

It's totally exciting, the prospect of going to this park to dig for diamonds over break. Maybe I'd find a really fancy one, have it cut, and be all "zomg it is mine" (damn, you can't caps more than caps) "

I

cut it, and it is BETTER than yours!"

Since I've moved, I have gained about 10 lbs. I'd like them to go away, because damnit, I can only wear one of my pairs of jeans that I normally wear. Holy crap, it is 54 degrees out. I might have to wear my man-jeans. Oh, but it is due to rain, no man jeans. :(

ANYWAY.

In my turning to my favorite place for information, I go looking for information to help guide me in my endeavor to de-fatass myself. I find tons of pages that are all "zomg! R u teh fatass? Lose 6.022*10²³ lbs overnight!" and full of doctored pictures. Right. I'll buy some of Oprah's very own A�ai berry tea, and drink it with some wu-long and some wu-yi and some wu-wu-wu as well.

Wait, I can't make fun of those, I totally was just taking crazy quack pills.

Anyway. The "legit" sites, that are always aimed towards those TEENY-TINY-IDDY-BITTY sized wimmens that think they are three times the size of Rosie O'Donnell and would beat you to death if you tried to tell them otherwise, are full of wonderful information.

Don't drink whole milk!
Don't drink soda!
Get your salad dressing on the side!
Drink plenty of water!
Get plenty of fiber!
Don't put cream/milk/sugar/whatever in your coffee/tea!
Eat only half of your meal at a restaurant!
Use low-cal mayo!

Don't eat more than three eggs a week? o.O I thought they were good low-calorie/high-protein snacks... Who knows.

I can't stand whole milk, it's super rare that I drink soda, salad dressing on the side is a must (lest they drown my salad in it :( ), I drink a ton of water and am flat out convinced that I don't get enough fiber so most EVERYTHING I buy is the "high-fiber" version, I drink my coffee/tea black/plain, I can't eat half of a meal at a restaurant, and mayo is disgusting.

I don't have a car, so I walk here and there and back, occasionally I'll catch the bus, but I may well walk to where I'm going since the bus is a bit out of the way. I blame the not-yet-winter, it's awful to walk much of anywhere. I think I'll just have to clear the living room and start doing things there.

Oooh it's a nice day, I can walk to the shop I want to go to. Score!

Maybe you need to start running or something. That burns calories...
» randomjunk on 2008-12-04 04:18:10

I hate walking in winter-ness
I don't like walking in winter-ness when there's a bitter cold wind out to chap any skin it can get to. And it tries to get to it, too.

bah! I hate cold winds. >_>
» invisible on 2008-12-07 01:00:52

That would be fun. I would love to go diamond digging. As for the weight, I feel ya there.
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