I'm posting this because I know I'm not gonna get to sleep for another hour.

My neighbors, they are noisy fuckers, in every sense of the word.

If they're not talking loudly, they are doing god knows what loudly. At god knows what hours in the morning and night.

Last night they woke me up at 1 and 3, with random bangs and booms and crashes and yelling. WTF.

Tonight, while slightly more excusable, is still annoying. It's nice to know that they are doing the bang, it really is. It would be nicer of them to move the headboard away from the wall, and perhaps find someone who doesn't sound like the squeaking bed? You would think with all of this THUD THUD THUD SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK there'd be some more noise coming out of the action than that.

The funny in this is that I guess for the past however long they'd been at it, I'd been dreaming that they were keeping random noise by banging or something, and that while I appreciated it, I was going to ask them to move the bed away from the wall. So in this dream, I get up, get half dressed, and start leaving my dad's house to walk the two blocks to their house to tell them "it's nice you're banging, it is, but could you keep your bed a few inches from the wall?"

The banging in my dream was interrupting my dream of dreaming about finding a voltage or a current, and really annoying me. And somehow there was a toilet and an old woman involved? I don't know. My dreams are weird.

They're done banging now, but I'm still awake. Fooey. Wait, they're not done. It almost sounds like they're having some sort of crazy orgy thing going on.

Oh! Oh oh oh oh oh! Today I saw someone that looked almost like a 3D representation of what I'd imagine ranor to look like, except this person seemed a bit larger than I'd imagine ranor to be.

I also saw a squirrel, and inspired by If you give a mouse a cookie, pondered writing "If you give a squirrel a coffee".

Imagine the chaos that would ensue.

i understand ur feeling
is super noisy
my neighbour son used to bang the door, or throw things on the floor and i can hear it.... while im sleeping...
sometimes it creep me out
» jolenesiah on 2008-09-19 03:17:26

OMG! It is both funny yet annoying. Hope they'll be more considerate about other people around them, which I doubt will happen... Maybe you can break into their house and move the bed further for them.
» Nuttz on 2008-09-19 10:28:53

Let's do it.

I think I mentioned before somewhere that I live next door to a bar, so I get a whole lot of randos drunkenly walking back to their illegally parked cars in our parking lot. Most of the time they don't bother me TOO much, but there was this one night that a was on his cell phone yelling at his (ex?)girlfriend for being a slut. And he kept repeating the same shit over and over again for about an hour (I kid you not). I eventually sat up in my bed, turned to face the window, and yelled: "IF YOU'RE GONNA BREAK UP WITH HER LIKE YOU SAID YOU WERE, THEN HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE ALREADY AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

The next thing I heard was someone from another apartment in my complex--first some clapping, then: "A-FUCKING-MEN!"
» ranor on 2008-09-19 07:38:26

They must really enjoy getting it on. That or they really, really need to get hobbies.
» randomjunk on 2008-09-19 10:40:03

yeah
Thats the worst thing about it, she tries to make so much out of it, when its nothing!

» AmbyrJayde on 2008-09-22 03:58:55

RYN: horn? the pedicure lady said my toenails r nice but i cut it too short... @@'' there was an incident when i accidentaly kick the door and my toenail just came off...
» jolenesiah on 2008-09-22 10:19:57

Maybe the old woman was a part of a premonition that wasn't fulfilled? Maybe she was using the toilet and would've applauded you through her bathroom window after you told off your neighbors.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2008-09-23 12:52:59

R:C
Perhaps you can take solace in the fact that Kristen Bell only eats souls. She's a vegetarian so she can't devour your flesh.
» ranor on 2008-09-23 02:25:18

RYN:
my friend wanted to try on manicure... and when we went into the shop... manicure n pedicure together is cheaper... so we had both... lol

i personally perfer pedicure... manicure a no no for me.... i used sally hanson nail polish for strong nail... after manicure... my nail crack... cry.. now is not heal yet....

pedicure.. rocks.. lol
» jolenesiah on 2008-09-24 06:46:53

dang! that's some crazy neighbour u've got there! well seriously gotta tone down on things otherwise im sure sooner or later u're so gonna do somethin bout it! perhaps u should do wht Nuttz suggested! lol...
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