Crazy like a bedbug!

It would make her highness happy, but that's not why.
I'd lose weight, but again, that's not why.

In the past... 3? months, I've bought food. Not a problem, nothing abnormal about that.

First, I get a chicken sandwich from Wendy's. It's raw.

Second, I get a box of 100 calorie cupcakes. I bought them at least two weeks before the sell-by date, and a week later, I go to eat one, and the remaining three packs were moldy. Glad I noticed the fuzz hanging off of it before I put it in my mouth.

Third, I bought a jar of fruit from The Great Satan.

You'd think, oh, well, I'm eating progressively healthier, there shouldn't be much wrong with it. Besides, it's a jar of fruit. What could possibly go wrong?

So I'm eating this jar of fruit. (I wish I had a camera.) Anyway. I'm eating this jar of fruit. and I see what looks like a stem floating about. Odd, I think, but it happens. Then I realize it's a weird looking stem. So I poke at it with my fork.

IT'S A GRUB/CATERPILLAR THINGY!!! Sure, people eat them all the time, and sure, it was tiny, but sheesh! I buy a jar of fruit, I don't want to see a grub floating about in it. It didn't fall in, because I was eating out of the jar. It wasn't on the fork, because I looked at the fork before I put it in. It started floating about after I stirred up the jar to get a cherry from the bottom. I thought maybe I was being weird, but i poked at it, some more, and saw it's head and it's four little legs that were black...

Now I'm too paranoid to eat the other jars, I think it's going to be something else that goes on my "Do Not Eat" list... *sigh*

Another reason I should probably give up eating: It seems whenever I'm home, I have food in a freezer. At my moms, someone (read: my grandpa, he's really the only person ever here) puts it in the fridge, even though it's freezer-only food, and there's plenty of room for it in the freezer.

At my dad's, someone eats it.

*sigh* Can't even keep food in my house.

Thanks for the birthday wishes!
I don't know how much money you have... but an idea that might work for you would be to get a mini fridge. That way you can put it in your room and hide your food in it. We have one that we bought when our fridge broke. Every so often I consider getting it out to hide my food in so noone can eat it.

I had so much fun the whole time I was 21 proudly stating that I could finally do all the cool things 21yr olds can finally do... I can hardly believe that special year is now up and now I'm just old [ok, not really old... but I age faster. I'm a mom.].

You might get pretty grossed out, but my mom bought what was supposed to be fresh cresants [sorry about the butchered spelling] from our local bread store. Well, she got home and got one out to eat it. when she bit into it a maggot fell out. She didn't eat another one for atleast 2 years. That is seriously weird about the grub being in your fruit. I wonder how the heck that one managed to happen o_0
» money4blogging on 2007-05-25 09:48:47

Yar.
I used to eat randomly. Especially when I got bored. Not the best habit, but now there's nothing for me to really eat anymore. So I don't. Eh.
» middaymoon on 2007-05-25 10:03:35

I watched some show on tv. I think it was called "Caught on the Job" or something like that. After watching people drop food on the floor, pick it up and serve it, wipe their noses with their hands and pick up food with the same hand and do a lot of other nasty things, I haven't eaten out much since. So disgusting!
» Southern on 2007-05-25 10:55:46

Perhaps you need to buy fresh fruit. It's less likely you'll get a pickled worm that way. :P Or maybe you're having a bad... food... period.
» randomjunk on 2007-05-26 12:02:25

at work, we've started slicing tomatoes or bell peppers and there'd be a live caterpiller in it. Even though the rest of the item we're prepping is still good, we have to throw it out cuz of the bug. Its kinda funny when it freaks people out the first time it happens to them.
I don't seem to have a problem with food going bad on me, but there are periods of time where I go without eating for a couple days cuz absolutely nothing is appetizing to me. how much longer are you staying with your parents?
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