Crazy like a bedbug!

I was going about my daily intarweb browsings, and I went to check myspace to see if my friend had posted anything in her blog.

Instead, I see that I have a message. None of my friends ever message me on myspace, so I figure it was either a bot gone wrong, or some creepy dude.

I get:
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: beast from the east
Date: Mar 14, 2007 10:23 AM

whass good how horny r u ? ma

So I reply with:
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: I am Jess that awesome...
Date: Mar 14, 2007 3:25 PM

Excuse me? Your message makes absolutely no sense.

And in return? This:

whass poping ma

Firstly, this guy is 25. He should be able to use English to convey an idea, regardless of if it's his first language or not.

Secondly, It clearly states in my profile that I am in a relationship. No messages to me should contain the word "horny" unless they are from Dave.

Thirdly, even if I weren't in a relationship, I value English. Occasional typos/misspellings are ok. Whatever the hell this guy was speaking... I don't know.

Fourthly, I'm not interested in black guys, especially ones that live within 500 miles of my house. More than likely, they are like this guy, and even it's more likely that I'm related to them.

Ok, now that I'm done ranting about myspace idiots, I'm going to gripe about AOL idiots.

There are two people that I talked to, but got to be annoying/obnoxious. I haven't talked to them for the past year, at least, and when they IM me, I ignore them.

Yet they still feel the need to continuously IM me. I'm debating if I should tell them to go eat a flaming bag of poop.

Now that I'm done griping about AOL and myspace lusers, I'm going to muse over random happenings.

I was in my DD review session, and we were talking about my hair and its resemblance to a sheep's ass.

Thweatt, about five minutes after the reference begins talking about how there's a word for "resembling a sheep's hindparts", callypigian. The internet says callipygian, so perhaps I misspelled it. The internet also says that the word means "having well-shaped buttocks"...

*blink*

Hokay. So.

Later in the review, we were talking about Kroger, and Thweatt mentioned he was from Chesterfield. I point at him and go "so you ARE from Chesterfield!".

He's going to think I'm stalking him. I'm not, but after uploading the mini-bio thing here in another entry and reading it and noticing he'd taught at L.C. Bird, I had to wonder exactly why he would teach in such an area. Chesterfield isn't horrid, but the surrounding area is... I figured he must have lived there or had family. Turns out I was right.

But now I'm sure he's going to think I've been stalking him. Just like I thought Dave would be disturbed by a privy entry he stumbled across on my Xanga... T.T

Except Dave wasn't disturbed. o.O

Hehe. You never know what sickos there are out there on the interweb.
Maybe you could put a flaming bag of poop on the AOL losers' doorsteps?
Yes, I moved from Aussie-land to a town near Albuquerque, New Mexico.
I like it here. :]
P.S. It's cool that your boyfriend's name is Dave.
» sarah on 2007-03-14 08:49:41

You are the ONLY one that wished me luck!!! You DO LOVE ME!!!! :)

Muah! Thanks!
» KkaMA67 on 2007-03-14 10:24:16

I'm sure you have very nice 'callipygian'+s(?). ^-^ Dave trusts you too much to be disturbed.
» Silver-dot- on 2007-03-14 10:26:39

whats poping sounds kind of like whats pooping, or maybe the pope pooping or... something weird like that.

and I think if that dog didn't want to murder me, I'd and save him. But for now all I can do is talk to the owner of the police. I don't knoooooowwwwwwww.
» Chloefoxx on 2007-03-14 10:39:19

I hate getting weird messages from people on myspace. I usually just delete them.
its a good thing Dave wasn't bothered, right? :P
» LostSoul13 on 2007-03-14 10:51:51

oh! ok, I must have misread it. he'll probably just laugh at the idiocy of the creepy guy
» LostSoul13 on 2007-03-14 10:55:04

I should buy him some raw meat from the deli! That's a good idea, I'll try that out. It'll definitely stop the barking for awhile. And maybe he'll come to love me!
» Chloefoxx on 2007-03-14 11:02:26

I tried Myspace once, but the first message I got was like that so I quit and have never gone on again. :P
» randomjunk on 2007-03-14 11:10:43

Lol, thanks. Waffle was being lazy and wouldn't do anything for the video.

Lol. What a fun entry you wrote. I missed reading your entries. I log onto Myspace like once a month when someone asks me too or if I'm bored out of my mind and have run out of random sites to go to. I log in to aim a little more than that but barely once a week.
» thisdisease on 2007-03-14 11:46:45

I guess that guy from myspace must be desperate and your AOL friends just want to be nice?
» Nuttz on 2007-03-15 01:02:01

Re: comment
You see... me too! I think that maybe this is a trend that is "beginning" so we will not see it just yet. I do know that local business are asking for degrees in their application process but I think the people that are "already" there dont have them. Know what I mean? I think it will take a while to cycle through the system.
» KkaMA67 on 2007-03-15 06:20:36

Thanks!
Do you mean my profile picture or my shoutbox avatar?
» Kirei on 2007-03-16 02:44:07

Re: Comment
Maybe you should! I dont know how that stuff works but it does. It makes you sleepy too though when the treatment is over. So on the first day you might not want to schedule anything after the treatment other than a long nap. :)
» KkaMA67 on 2007-03-16 04:35:22

Oh thanks. ^^ I got it from www.magitek-designs.net
» Kirei on 2007-03-16 04:42:13

Whass poping ma.... LMAO, that's classic! What an idiot.. *shakes head*
» LittleBrit on 2007-03-16 06:34:40

Myspace is where HTML goes to die.
I love getting messages from fake people most of all. All of them fake women, of course. Um, hello? Where on my profile does it say I want vagina? And if I did want vagina, it certainly wouldn't be FAKE vagina. I like real things.
» ranor on 2007-03-17 06:38:37

hahaha.
but you got to do what you want, right?

i mostly did. until tonight.

gotta stop somewhere, i guess.
» bananaface on 2007-03-17 11:29:53

THANKS SO MUCH!
Thanks for responding to the little surveyish thing. I thought I'd be screwed but I've gotten a decent response so far. Woohoo NuTang!
» ranor on 2007-03-18 03:24:33

hehe
I have 3 weeks off from school for SPRRIING !
^___^
There 's a teacher in my school named Mr. Oishi too. hahaha
» Mockiller on 2007-03-19 02:54:15

Hahaha, yup 3 weeks for relaxation!!!
WOOO ^__^
» Mockiller on 2007-03-19 06:20:13

I very much would like to talk to you.
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