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LAST RESORT BRA?!?!?!?(Edited)
Monday. 2.12.07 10:48 am
It's "spposed to eliminate ALL bounce"...

THEN WHY AM I STILL BOUNCING?!

It holds the bottom just fine, but the top... I'm going to knock myself unconscious.

GRR.

I'm mentioning it on a forum that I'm a member of, and someone just asked me, in what can only be construed as disbelief (curse you, internet), "Your enell still bounces?".

I dun wanna order a custom one, I'm sure it'll be more expensive. :/

Every bra that I can wear always seems to be one of Oprah's Favorites.

The LeMystere T-shirt bra... the enell sports bra... I don't think Oprah is *that* large... Whatever, they make bras for small people too.

According to Oprah, "Once you get yourself hooked into this thing, they're not going anywhere. " THEN WHY AM I SMACKING MYSELF IN THE CHIN?!?!?! :/

Also according to Oprah, My band is too big, and my cups are too small.

WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND SUCH OUTRAGEOUS SIZES THAT ACTUALLY FIT?!?!?!?!?!?!

She then goes on to say:
"If you are a D [bra cup size] and above—not to mention DD, DDD, all that stuff—you cannot have a cute little strap. Get over that."

I don't want a cute little strap. I've never had a cute little strap, I don't care about a cute little strap. I WANT A STRAP THAT FITS. *sigh*.

I know!

I'll write Oprah a letter! I'm an intelligent black female with bra problems, she's bound to help me!

"With the ENELL bra your breasts are completely secured for minimal bounce. This bra fits much tighter than any other bra your have tried and retains its support even after becoming wet with perspiration." says one website.

The problem with this is: Even if I weren't the largest bust size for the size I ordered, I'd still be in the same size, because I'm still more than 38" at the widest. So it should *still* be ridiculously tight! It's not. :/

I need to get measured anyway, but sheesh.
11 Comments.


contest..

Looks like you are only missing the item for invisibles "things" category? I want to specifically vote for her static tv. Did you need any others? Sorry for the confusion.
» kKAMa67 on 2007-02-12 11:05:33

lol
yeah, mine arent that big where they bounce all over. lol :D sucks to be you kinda. :)
» ariel-can on 2007-02-12 11:06:44

As for your bra.. maybe try wearing a sports bra?? I dunno but youre funny. hee hee.
» kKAMa67 on 2007-02-12 11:06:49

ok,
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» kKAMa67 on 2007-02-12 01:40:33

Sports bra - maybe you need to also use an ace bandage. ha ha. Seriously though, I dont think there is any bra out there that is made for endowed women to play sports. It just sucks really. :(
» kKAMa67 on 2007-02-12 01:42:00

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Maybe you should just...use duct tape.


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» Dilated on 2007-02-12 02:33:46

lolboobies
» DarkDragonKnight on 2007-02-12 04:50:05

I say write her. I mean she said you wouldn't move and you move. XD I hope you find something. That bra looked like you wouldn't be able to move. It sucks that you move in it. Will you be able to get your money back? Buying bras made especially for you are very expensive. A friend of my sister is a F and she had to buy ones made just for her. Luckily she ended up having her med insurance pay for a reduction since it was killing her back as she got older.
» Katrina on 2007-02-12 04:52:26

I don't have any suggestions to help you unfortunately (and actually I find your predicament kind of funny....)

I'm glad I'm not stacked like that.
» randomjunk on 2007-02-12 05:43:49

I would definitely write to Opra!!
» kKAMa67 on 2007-02-14 01:27:01

Thanks for the comment. Did you hear him laugh ok? I can hear it good on my computer and just wanting to know how it sounded for you. Thanks again!!
» Princess_00 on 2007-02-16 01:13:32

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