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Jess vs Jerk-Deer, rounds 1 and 2
Wednesday. 7.8.09 7:52 pm
So we have moved into our lovely abode. Mostly.

The woman who owned the house before us left birdfeeders.

I put birdseed in them.

Who should come along to raid my birdseed?

Certainly not Mr./Mrs. Squirrel. I don't think I've seen them go near the feeders.

Not Mr./Mrs. Grackle, I've only seen one, also not near the feeder.

And I pray that it is not a bear.

I do believe that it is Jerk-deer.

The fuckers, they come and knock over my birdfeeders, and eat all of the birdseed!

So round 1 consists of me making a peace offering to the deer. I buy some critter feed and a bucket, figuring the deer will appreciate their own treat. The next morning, my birdfeeders are fine. They didn't even touch the one I filled with more critter-feed in case they came up this far. Damn pricey deer.

Round 1: Me.

I figured that maybe they wouldn't come bother the birdseed last night, and they broke my birdfeeder. There wasn't even anything in it! Fucking Jerk-Deer. I'm going to punch them. Assholes.

So maybe it should be Round 1: Jerk-Deer.

Round 2, I have hung bars of soap, as it is supposed to keep jerk-deer away from my birdfeeders. We'll see how this turns out.

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