So my friend Beth told me a while ago that petrolatum jelly and saran wrap could do wonders for your feet. It'd make them soft and smooth and everything I've wanted my feet to be for quite a while.

She said that Vapo-rub could do even more... make them soft, as well as make your toes look better/kill toe-fungus.

She said that any lotion with alcohol in it was horrible for your feet. Makes sense.

She also sent me a link to this page, a bunch of different ideas on getting soft feet.

I hope she's right, and I hope bootleg vaporub will do the same...

I'll update, perhaps with pictures... hahaha, no, no pictures of my feet.

That would be creepy.

No, Dave doesn't like feet like that. I'm doing it because I want pretty feet, even though I know in a week they will be crusty and icky again.

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So I went to Wendy's to try their uber-spicy 4-alarm sandwich, because I <3 spicy things.

Firstly, it wasn't all that spicy. My mouth is spicy, my throat is a bit spicy, but my sinuses AREN'T clear, and my eyes AREN'T watering.

4-alarm is El Rodeo's pollo a la diabla. Wendy's 4-alarm sandwich? 1 at the most.

I didn't need beverage, or ice, or milk, or anything!

This saddens me.

Why am I going to die, you ask?

So I'm eating this sandwich, thinking "hah! 4-alarm! My left boob is spicier than this!"

I get to a point where I bite, and I feel that the meat isn't moving. Gross, it must be a nice chunk of gristle. Huge, so it's triply gross, but that's ok, I can bite in a bit more, and spit it out.

I unbite the sandwich, and look at it to observe this massive hunk of gristle/fat/whatever the hell it is.

I'm gonna link to these pictures, they're pretty... interesting. You get to see my cute little orthodontia-enhanced bite, as well as ...

RAW.

CHICKEN.

See?

I'm taking a few shots of vodka to kill whatever might be in my stomach.

I really don't see a point in taking this sandwich back, as I've eaten about 3/4 of it, so I really shouldn't get money back.

At the same time, IT'S RAW!!! If it were the first bite, I'd have taken it back. 2nd or 3rd, even... but once it's about 1/4 of the sandwich... I don't know.

I'm hoping that I do get food poisoning, and that I don't get it... you know?

I took it back... they offered another sandwich or money back. I took the money.

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