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i havent written in this thang since like august, and look now its Christmas, hmmm where to start theres so much, Ok guys get this my fucking mom signed me up to be a fucking elf, and at all places the hospital filled with wrinkley old ppl who look as though they would fall apart if they tryed to smile. Needless to say i wasnt very optimistic about the whole ordeal, the lady gave me the rundown and gave me my uniform, i thought to myself r u fucking kidding me there is no way in hell im fitting into this, i told the lady to give me a bigger costume, so what does she do she takes my custome and give me hers and tells me we all have to make sacrifices AGH what a bitch u know, so im stuck with skin tight tights that leave nothing to the imagination if you know what i mean which isnt nessicarly a bad thing, but when im around a bunch of child melesting old half dead geysers, well it becomes an issue. The lady put me in charge cuz i was the only person who wasnt semi or fully retarted, voicing my opinion i find that fucking retarded in itself, what kind of deranged butthole would leave handicap ppl to watch over ppl who need a fucking machine to breath, its the like blind leading the fucking blind u know sheez i mean what was she snort'n. AGH anyways i found the kids to be more touchy then the geysers all they wanted to do was hang on me like a fuckin jungle gym, children should be seen and not heard, but they shouldt be seen climbing the fucking cristmas tree, percosous bastards i got in trouble because i was post to be watching them, im like get the retards to watch them (i had enough trouble with this old lady who needed to be changed because she had been over excited grosssssss) so the ladys like theyre watching each other, so scot had to make sure the kids didnt escape, make sure the old folks were comfertable, and make sure santa had enough FUCKIN coco. Jesus christ what had i done to deserve this, i was stuck with the 3 worst kinds of ppl on the planet, children, fucking old ppl, and retards, not to metion my crackhead supervisor who made the rest just dandelion ha. Things went from bad to worse, after about an hour i had lost control the retards were playing with beads, the old ppl were prattling about "the good ol days", and those bothersome hooligans were bitting me and wipping their snotty crusty noses all my socks, i get clostraphobic when im around to many small children, i find myself dissy and short of breath, i flipped i couldnt take it anymore im like a wild animal im most dangerous when cornered, i started screaming THERES NOOOOO SUCH THING AS SANTA!!! IM NOT A FREAKIN ELF!!! YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN LYING TO YOU!!! THERE IS NO SANTA!. Granted i felt bad about it, i made some children cry and gave this old lady an asthma attack, haha jk, that would have been cool though hehe. Anyway getting away from my elf eppisode, i got quite alot of presents, my cheap ass bastard grandparents managed to squeze a dollar out of the retirement fund, gee thanks alot guys, after much thought i desided to use the dollar to make a 20 minute phone call to complain to them, after the 20 minutes was up i called them collect, thats right AND I DIDNT USE 1-800-COLLECT, WHICH DID NOT SAVE THEM A BUCK OR TWO!! MUWAHAHAHAHAAHA!! I just said i hate you over and over again until they hung up, fags shezz when i grow up i sure hope i dont turn into a prick, i can picture myself in a nursing home spiting baby food on other patients and biting nures who get to close haha, im going off topic though OMG after 2 years my dad finally got me my Iverson Jersey, my dad calls him iverson (like shiver) haha anyways i got it, the birds are signing, Katie Rodreguiz is hot, and all is right with the world [YO katiE talk to me talk to me talk to me BaaayBE haha] =). Mother got me a whole bunch of shirts from Abercrombie, there like mad tight, i look like the gay guy from Will and Grace, haha even crazy lady wrinkles (my name for the grams) had something to say bout it, shes crazy she thinks im her dead husband which is really kinda sad, but she gives me girls clothes so ya. AGH anywayyy she comes in my house univited, with one of those rugs you put around your toliet as a present, telling me i look like a prositute, i say to her gramps do u even know what a prositute is and shes like oooooh yaaa! and im like GRANDMA!! haha crazy old bag, i know shes been strong but its really her time to go, shed be doing us both a favor hahaha! Well guys im gonna go finish Pirates of the Carribean, boy oh boy that Johny Depp is one hot tamale! I wish i had like a final thought for u guys, how bout respect your elders......SIKKKKE FUCK YOUR ELDERS hahaha litteraly thats right rape them for a change see how they like it! HaHa Peace Chicken Grease =)