Doctor D had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring vice that said:



"D, dont worry bout it. You aren't the first doctor to have sex with his patient, and you wont be the last...and your single to...let it go!"



but invaruably the other voice would bring him back to reality.



"D, you're a vet....."

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Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:



A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.



Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:



To: My loving wife



Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006



I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.



P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

LOL, love the vet one!
and the second too :) but i like the vet one better :D
» heart-energy on 2007-04-19 11:53:39

omg omg ... the vet is nice... and the msg to wife... omggggggg... so funny with sure is freaking hot down here... lol
» jolenesiah on 2007-04-19 12:00:51

haha, the vet one is kinda gross, but the e-mail one I liked. They're both funny though.
» LostSoul13 on 2007-04-20 03:34:45

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