It pisses me off when "that friend" pressures me about getting a boyfriend. It's not as easy as walking into a grocery store and picking out your favorite flavour or This Week's Special. (Oh how I wish it were...)

A boyfriend for convenience, that's what I need right now.

Just to shut her up.
Because it's annoying.
She talks like she has a goddamn cock in her mouth.
I don't think she's getting my "I'm-pissed" vibes/ subtle remarks, either.

I just might hire somebody.

Then, she'll be happy, she'll shut the fuck up, I'll be happy, and the heavens will shine upon me.

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