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Ok so Dani Is number 1 to!!!!
Dani and kelly are number 1!!!!!!!!!!

see dani u are on my site
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drunkenmaster
Age. 36
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. white
Location , WA
School.
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funny but wrong jokes
who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?
A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

So this guy dies with an erection. his wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket.... so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. at the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. she bends over and says
i told u it hurt u bastard.

how do u break a blondes nose?
put a dildo under a glass table.

For more funny jokes go to www.funny.com


KELLY
Kelly is #1

(hahahahaha i told u i would put it on my site)
Top Ten Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick.
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Final Fantasy 10-2 pic (mybackgroundpic)
I am sooooo tired right now O well.......
Saturday. 3.20.04 7:32 am
hi all it has been a while since i wrote one of these fucking things but ya i am

comming down off my E-bomb right now so i am really cracked out. so what is new

in the world of nutang. not much here. WONKALAND is in fuck 7 days. and today

we fuckind had to deal with this guy who got hella fucking drunk so he was all

beligerant and what not. man i just got up from fucking sleeping on the floor while

eveyrone is was playing fucking UNO. i am to E-tarded right now to focus on the

game and the reason why i can type right now is because i fucking have hella

energy. so ya leif what is up we need to hang out we dont hang out at all... has

anything new been added to nutang i havent really been here for a while because

my computer was broke. i didnt have a computer for like 2 and 1/2 weeks. so ya

right now these two people are talking about how mike is bagging his pants to

much and his dick is going to pop out. the interesting conversations we have. so

we are at a trailer and cheris house i fucking passed out for hella long. i weas

sleeping on the floor for like ever and someone stepped on my back and i was like

ahhh. o well i didnt hurt. i feel soooo sick right now i ate soo much fucking pizza

today it wasnt even funny. i hasd fucking 7 slices of pizza and two breadsticks.


so i think i am running out of things to say so i will just type things people around


me are saying i got this dude brandon to the left of me and he is fucking just

sitting there being amazed by his fucking cell phone. and mike cheri and bob are

just sitting on the bed that i really want to sleep on like right now. and

unfortunetly i want a ciggarete but i only smoke when i am rolling and i dont

want to get addicted so i am rejecting the temptation right now cause i could

get like fucking 3 for free like right now but i dont want to get addicted. so now

we are talking about the lotto and they were having some issues saying the

amount of money that is in it right now. and now cherri is talking about

somethintg she did at school. uhmmmmmmmmm....... my middle toe fell i sleep. It

feels really fucking weird. i got a new cell phone and everyone is fucking using it,

it is funny cause we took hella fucking funny pictures.BOB IS A PIMP!!! o and

brandon is a nazi.....i dont even know so dont ask me.so now brandon is a lesbian

trapped in a mans body and now they are hearing noises. man cheris mom is so

cool. you can fucking be like do u want a hit of this pot. and she will be like ya it

is tight. so i am sitting here being hella bored i want to go to a rave right now. i


am soo excited for WONKALAND it is going to fucking the pimp shit.so i think this

is my longes entry i have ever fucking typed i should get an award or something.

so i have come to the concluion that school is fucking retarded i hate it. especially

my fucking U.S. history class my teacher is a fucking bitch. i hate MR. Yabbara.

needs to go to hell and fucking die a slow and horrible death. no joke.we have

fucking had like 5 projects in the past fucking 3 weeks. i want to shank that

fucker. MMMMMMMMkkkkkkk i am going to go cause this is getting really long so

peace out my homie G's up in the forshizzle my nizzle.

4 Comments.

hey
what's up...i'm commenting so someone IS Commenting...not no one....ok well g2g bye
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-03-25 05:00:47


the killer awoke before dawn.. he put his boots on.. he took a face from the ancient gallery and he walked on down the hall.. he went into the room where his sister lived, and then he.. paid a visit to his brother, and then he.. he walked on down the hall, and.. and he came to a door.. and he looked inside.. "father?" "yes son?" "i want to kill you.. ..mother? ..i want to.. kill you too."
» le_battement on 2004-03-25 05:03:22

hmmmmm.....
Absolutely like the cursor....I think im going crazy though.....because I keep trying to not get the words to go around in a circle instead of reading your log.......i didn't even finish it.....Typing is hard enough
» finelegsforever on 2004-03-25 05:16:32

man
you need to lay of the beans man. ecstasy puts fucking holes in your brain. but hey, if you want to end up a fucking mental retard, go for it, it's your life. good luck with that.
» Chloefoxx on 2004-04-20 09:01:42

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