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Ok so Dani Is number 1 to!!!!
Dani and kelly are number 1!!!!!!!!!!

see dani u are on my site
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drunkenmaster
Age. 36
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. white
Location , WA
School.
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funny but wrong jokes
who makes more a prostitue or a crack dealer?
A prostatute because she can wash her crack and sell it again.

So this guy dies with an erection. his wife takes him to the mortician and the mortician cant fit him in the casket.... so the wife tells him to cut his dick off and shove it up his ass. at the funeral his wife looks down at him and sees a tear in his eye. she bends over and says
i told u it hurt u bastard.

how do u break a blondes nose?
put a dildo under a glass table.

For more funny jokes go to www.funny.com


KELLY
Kelly is #1

(hahahahaha i told u i would put it on my site)
Top Ten Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick.
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:

1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

Final Fantasy 10-2 pic (mybackgroundpic)
ok so first lunch is kinda nice!
Monday. 2.9.04 1:45 pm
ok so we have only 2 lunches now and i have first. most of my freinds are in it to

but they all sit in different places and my freind mark is switching his class so he

has 1st lunch. when he does i will gather all my freinds and we will sit at our table.

(everyone in this school has there own table) then i will be able to actually get

lunch but the lines are going to be sooooo long now that we have like 400 more

people in each lunch o well i will just cut people.


ok so i was driving to school today and this guy was in the left lane and he was

going really slow. so i had to go around him, i cut infront of him and he flashed his

high beams at me i was like what the fuck. so i gave him the finger. i was excited

it was my first time giving someone the finger because of a driving incident.



Man i am such a good freind, i am going to pick up leif(djjester) from school today

and it is all the way in federal way and i am in tacoma which is like 30 mins away.

he is lucky i am so nice. but i think i am going to make him buy me taco bell or

something....i am not sure.

ok so i have come to the conclusion that school is a peice of shit. i hate it. i hate

most of my teachers like my U.S. history teacher who always lectures me and shit i

was like get off my back. My band teacher is becoming an asswhole. i used to love

band it was my favorite subject but now we are playing shitty songs and we are

forced to go to the football and basketball games and be in the pep band. i know

isnt that gay. o well

so ya what do u guys think of my new theme of 3 days grace. they are one of my

favorite band next to evanescence. i would have made it an evanescnece theme

but djjester already took that idea. if it wasnt for me he would have never known

about evanescence. speaking of them they won best new artist at the grammys

last night. that is the only one i saw if u guys could tell me if they won any of the

other awards they were nominated for it would be much appriciated.


well i think i have ran out of things to say.


so peace out my homie G's
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