Then, I can take a partial breathe of freedom. It will be just one class till the beginning of August, then no more classes (NO HOMEWORK, NO TESTS, NO BAPPLES) till January 2004!

Ok, back to the story....

And then it happened! A thousand Venetian elephants that were albino only on their right sides trampled through the garden of Jan Bagelbutt, the girl who had teeth for fingernails and green peppers for toes. Retaliating, she broke the seven sacred bones of King Tetuchamalie, the greatest snake that ever ruled the ancient Egyptians before the Zhou-Wu-Powder dynasty. A fiery rage that this world had been shielded from for the past 80 millenium thus broke free, robbing every three-legged boy of his intestines, spread throughout Hawaii, resulting in the simultaneous explosion of all the pineapples there, as if ZuK0, the funny, glow-in-the-dark-assed, German panther pounced on a bag of hairy tomatoes, like the time he decided to do that to Jan right after she collected them, resulting again, in this cycle of perpetual of recycling for the betterment of humanity in general, but sacrificing the livelihood of the three-legged boys, whom, as described in great detail by the Chronicles of Ghonerya, formed a league of ninja assassins that was so deadly and merciless, even Mahapata, a gremlin-like princess of the Australian Incas, shuddered and muttered a tuneful chaos of an inexplicable, erratic frequency when confronted by this foes of all, except themselves. No, you lie!

dude
these stories have to be coherent to be entertaining.
—phil on 2003-07-01 12:40:29

you should be higher on the popularity list, father of nutang. hahahahaha. have a nice dy i'll read your entry later. gotta study boo! plus.. i'll write a new entry on todays americas top model thing it's so cool!
—karendipity on 2003-07-01 07:45:25

hahahahha. your one funny dude dave. does anyone ever say...not DA-VE...but Yo DAAAAAVVVVEEE.? in a low tone of voice? hahaha that would be hilarous!btw at least you don't worry about periods. whenn its supose to come and why you have mood swings blah blah. yeah..you get the picture.
—xgooberkimx on 2003-07-02 01:13:12

dudeee... i feel your pain... i have my chem final tomorrow im excited.. how geeky... yeah sad im telling ya.
—karendipity on 2003-07-02 02:51:45

hahah funny funny entries. ya know what... i didnt understand half of it. but the gremlin like princess cracks me up hahaha
—karendipity on 2003-07-02 02:52:41

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