Work r0X0R. Besides the fact that there are no classes, assignments, and tests, there is another important reason work is better than school... the profound, enlightening conversations! For instance, I engaged in the following chat with my boss this morning:

me: Hey boss, how are you this fine morning?
boss: By fine morning, do you mean to ask me if I found an extremely tall oak tree growing from my belly button this morning, and thus, was met with the problem of cutting down a tree in the house without waking up my 4-year-old son?
me: By 4-year-old son, are you suggesting that if a cumulus cloud were to hover over an 8-year-old hen lost in the desert of Mazachika, it would be genetically altered to lay eggs from its mouth from then on?
boss: When you said lay eggs, is that a roundabout way of asking me if I have ever crashed my minivan into a candy store in downtown; you know, the one next to barbar shop that cuts hair for only $6.
me: —oh yea, I know that store.
boss: —And then, only to discover that the candy store was filled with midget flamingos imported from southern Venezuela?
me: By midget flamingos, are you in fact pondering—
boss: —Get out of my sight.

ass
tounding.
—EffinJOSELL on 2003-10-21 12:55:51

Comic
The comic reminds me of the commercial i saw on tv how this boy always pee's in bed and i guess he wore a big diaper? but somehow stopped and wasn't afraid of sleep overs no more! YEAH!!!
—GooberSTFU on 2003-10-21 01:30:52

you have an interesting life
and i still need to post something on mine...
—tourmalinedtiger on 2003-10-21 04:24:35

heh
funny...i think...yes...it is...i guess...maybe?...w/e...
—nonexistent on 2003-10-21 05:47:57

cool
way cool convo, quite like mine in-between classes, in fact I should be in class right now....
—so_with_imperfection on 2003-10-21 07:16:52

haha
haha.. so that's wat its like to work with u. i've always (well, not really-i just started yesterday) wondered who this daev guy is
—oozie on 2003-10-21 07:27:12

dave is definitely an enigma like a behemoth who could never find his way back into his pack of llama wannabes.
—le_battement on 2003-10-21 08:12:40

thanks dave
and forever i am loyal to nutang,..sorry i had a LITTLE vacation!
—swis on 2003-10-22 12:08:03

haha
Nice conversation lol
—eXiled on 2003-10-22 02:17:03

hell yeah, number 10.
—le_battement on 2003-10-22 02:34:40

ahhaha
i'm number 11 muhahaha. but errm...gosh. i wish i was that interesting puHAHA
—samuwamu on 2003-10-23 05:49:16

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