As you may remember, I met my wife in Pana Valley. I have since to write about her, because of a most terrible crime that I have committed. This o' most ungrateful-- o' most reckless and foolish crime--has been haunting me for the past several nights. I will elaborate on this later.

For now, I will continue where I left off: the night of our wedding. (If you haven't yet already, I advise you to first read the tale of Pana Valley, which narrates how my beautiful wife and I met.)

My wife was right. We were lost, lost in the Jungle of the Retarded Ninjas.

This was a most terrible and terrifying place. You see, retarded ninjas are amongst the most formidable and viperous of creatures. Due to their state of mental denormalization, it is essentially impossible to predict their attacks. Their movies are without reason--without logic--and their formations change like the expressions on a peevish baby's face.

After the first of several attacks, I saw my life flash before eyes more times than I could count (i.e. more than 4 times). Each time, my wife, while fending off her own retarded attackers, came to my rescue and saved my life.

As I quickly came to realize, my wife was a master of martial arts. Her moves were swift and graceful. As dawn rapidly approached, my fears began to dissipate with the mist. The retarded ninjas were dropping like brick possums to my wife's flying-fowl-hidden-hippo chops.

By the next morning, we had fought our way out of the Jungle of the Retarded Ninjas. We headed due west, to the Sea of the Mediterraneans.

"Wow," I finally said, breaking the silence and still catching my breath, "I.. never.. knew you.. were so good.. in.. fighting."

"Yea, well, that was nothing," she replied, coyly. "I used to watch a lot of martial arts flicks when I was young." I could see she was blushing.

I was in awe of my wife. In one night, I had learned so much about her. And, they were all great things!

Over the next several weeks, I would discover that I had merely glimpsed the skim of her talent... and my awe for her would manifest into something much more dangerous.

Categories: my wife [t]

I sense a tale of domestic abuse
» Dilated on 2006-11-05 12:45:36

You're married? :0
» randomjunk on 2006-11-05 02:25:23

awwwwwwwww. cute love story. haha. nothing like fending off retarded ninjas!!!!
» kathyjane on 2006-11-05 02:42:47

no domestic abuse Dilated!
A sad tale tough, indeed of awe and loss. Perhaps whense awe remains but the fleshy body of humanism has moved on. Do tell us more dave!
» JMC on 2006-11-05 03:54:10

That was an interesting story. I did not know that you were married neither.
» kkama67 on 2006-11-05 03:56:45

Ah, you have finally agreed to introduce her to us. I have read about your adventure in PV and I must say, she is quite some gal. ;)
» Silver-dot- on 2006-11-05 12:01:51

You have a most talented wife. :)
» Katrina on 2006-11-05 02:26:41

i've been waiting for this sequel
since i read the story of pana valley
» middaymoon on 2006-11-05 03:12:45

fun story.
i'd rather read your story than do my homework. and that my friend, is a good good thing. lol.
» dannixfresh on 2006-11-05 09:44:57

Nice story, I'll look forward to part 2. And I'd also like to see a retarded ninja, at least once in my lifetime, so I could try my panda-fu on it ^^.
» Panda-Lord on 2006-11-07 02:13:00

Good thing your wife was there! Who knows what would have happened had she not been there to fight off the retarded ninjas. Can she count past four? That would be another useful quality for her to possess.

I don't know why people are so mean to the faceless men. Do you know what they do to them? They punch them, poke them, take off their clothes. It's abominable. The poor faceless men don't have arms or legs either, so they can't really fight back. Luckily I am usually there to perform CPR on them if they need it. :)
» sarah on 2006-11-07 10:57:35

It can be discussed infinitely..
It is remarkable, very valuable message order phentermine This idea has become outdated xanax anxiety What useful topic valium online It is remarkable, rather useful message buy xanax online This simply matchless message ;) buy cigarettes online 16bd5f
» Cliff (60.21.136.22) on 2010-09-04 02:56:12

Name.

URL.

[to enter your email, use "mailto:[email protected]"]
Subject.

Comment.

Word verification.

Copy the first 4 characters only.

If you are a member, try logging in again or accessing this page here.