Can you feel it?

The ultimate competition is upon us. Put in your nominations before it is too late. The mightiest storms, the most explosive stars, and the hairiest protistas are all traveling to NuTang to witness these forthcoming epic battles. I ask again: can you feel it?

If you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, just talk a look around the world wide web and read the Tales of Gargoyalians (by Stiphin Keng) . . .

Grimnirg, the infamous Embryonic Alien-warrior--the only warrior to have mastered all 218 prenatal fatalities--has not been seen for over thirty-five years. Legendos say he was killed by le_battement on the Battlesquid USSI fighting over the rare pale-hued mango flower. However, as we all know, legendos, unlike legends, are riddles with lies!! NEVER TAKE A LEGENDO FOR GRANTED!!! DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!! Anyway, Grimnirg is back!

Batio. Man or demon or de-man? This silly world may never know. Batio, half-brother and half-sister of Batista, is commonly known in Nordic legends (NOT legendos) as Dun de Haark Dii (translated to English as the "Double Axe Murderer"). As you can see, his weapon is now SHARPER THAN EVER!!!


More random online warrior sightings (list will be updated before next blog entry):
Gigi, the Rat Monster, The Mortal Combatants, Puffy the Puncher, Ping and Pong, Bruce Lee . . .

I fear even one of our own warriors, theZEBRA, has been paying late night visits to the dark side... as she now claims to have controlled the powers of the cockroach, the human foot, and the nuclear bomb all in the palm of her hand.

It is near.
It is coming.
Classes start on Monday.

AAAAAAAHHH!!!
An article by the highly reviverd Dr. T. Genkerhimming reveals that the true menace to the future (and past if you consider the inverse principle of Dorgg to be a reality instead of an illusion caused by the sleeping of Sellge the Dragon of Misc. Powers). The true evil is Zecropht, not the Zebra... its a simple ontological error that 245/331 phlegmless midgets make every tenth of a second. Nevertheless it is the leading cause of Malaria on Earth and the surrounding Geo-masses. The only way for Defeet is a Quadro-Trexiple Alliance between every potatoe in Canada and a small japanese Hamster named after a strange food who befriends a snake (preferably named after a strange food as well, however this is only optional).
» monkeymeister on 2006-01-21 12:04:42

Grr
Dammit MM, you took my glory away! For that, I curse you with the fleas of a thousand camels!
» theZEBRA on 2006-01-21 08:43:24

haha. fleas on you
dave, i saw that rat thing on VH1 last night! pretty creepy
» middaymoon on 2006-01-21 10:14:19

batista?
» Dilated on 2006-01-21 10:49:25

Yea batisa? WTH? lol

great videos! Yea, it may be evilness there... but The evilness of the CPKviperpheonix is much greater... The CPL does not stand for Crooked Preacher Killer for nothing, mu ha ha ha
» CPKviperpheonix on 2006-01-21 11:07:03

lol U do know I meant CPK instead of CPL, right? ha ha
» CPKviperpheonix on 2006-01-23 12:06:12

replies
monkeymeister - you are a true greco pundit
thezebra - please teach me how to cast that sacred spell!
middaymoon - of rats and men
dilated - yes, he is batio's half-sibling
cpkviperpheonix - you speak proudly, young evil warrior
cpkviperpheonix (2) - how do you know this information??
» dave on 2006-01-23 12:26:29

ok dave, answer this one
how can i get links to work from my secret page?
» middaymoon on 2006-01-23 08:26:29

ps
also, get rid of the s. they didn't appear in my last comment...good job on the background. kudos
» middaymoon on 2006-01-23 08:27:46

videos = awesome
I love the Mortal Combat one. lol
And that "double guitar solo" - how does he pick the strings if his other hand is on the other neck of the guitar? I hadn't been able to figure that one out... But very awesome.
» invisible on 2006-01-27 01:27:43

dude
where hath u vanished too?
» middaymoon on 2006-02-02 08:43:50

mmm i stopped getting money when i refresh. why is that?
» xCALLTHECOPS on 2006-02-14 06:47:38

uh oh
Dave, we have a problem
» middaymoon on 2006-02-16 09:17:12

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