Okay, finally, here's an entry worth your while to read. Actually, I'm just kidding. If you want to know the story behind xPPGY, then read on.

~~~~ magical flashback ~~~~
My nose was clogged with parasites when I heard that knock on my door. I knew it, it was Fooninji the blue whale. He had a telegram for me from Papagoya. Here's the actual letter:


As you can see, I sure had my work cut out for me. And so, I went to the travel agency and booked a flight to every destination in the world.

Oh man, do I have stories to share about my travels? I went to the most exotic places you could ever imagine—places that you probably wouldn't even think existed until you heard about them through my words of utmost integrity. I met the Samoan warriors of the Deso-Mesopotamian plains, and drank the blood from the beating hearts. I surfed the high waters with the Dolphins of Danjria. I even caressed the fine cheek of Princess Shana, who ruled the Kingdom of Farz with her Genie of a thousand wishes. But, of course, not all of my travels had been fun and games. Ha and hee. Happiness and the clown. I almost lost my life—nearly 8 dozen times. The pirates of the Sumerian ocean still have bounty on my head.


Well, I guess I'll share my outrageous tales in future entries if you'd like to hear them. Just let me know which tale to start off with.

i just wanted to comment on ur entry.. wow u r such a creative writer.. i love reading your entries.. check out my site some time :)
» oXjackielynnXo on 2005-08-04 12:15:38

How about???
Dave, dave, dave!!! Why not tell the tale of when you accidently wandered into the land of Zumando and were captured by natives. You were to be released from captivity only to the agreement that you lived ten years in the body of a female. My, oh my...please tell that story!?
» little-b on 2005-08-04 01:54:59

you kleptomaniac
i received an email from the rogue leader of the sumerian pirates. we apprenticed under the same peglegged pirate chief. i'm to pass the message "will you tell davykins to please return the black thong he took from my chest of underwear. just because we broke up is no reason to steal my fave piece."
» theZEBRA on 2005-08-04 08:05:34

i hate samoans
they once jumped my brother. then i got my superhuman strengh all mustered up (b.c i had just got done saving planet pluto from destruction, even tho is is worthless) and i had to protect him. i have been to samoa, which is the worst place on earth. i have also been surfing with turtles, in the NWC, also, thanks for your opinion on whether or not you would be good decidin whether or not i should make my story a book or a movie. thanks.
» zero_jak on 2005-08-04 04:20:10

Hoc come Australia is just one big blank thing on the map and all the countries in America and Europe and Asia have roads and stuff? :(
» KatnicityAnnToTheMax on 2005-08-05 11:09:24

*how
» KatnicityAnnToTheMax on 2005-08-06 12:59:18

oh man...sooo talented. you should write a book.."dave potter, the next adventures"
» zc37 (141.161.253.69) on 2005-08-06 04:28:06

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