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word up! Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. Entertaining reads! full of BS. come on over the mountain  dave Age. 41 Gender. Male Ethnicity. Chinese Location Valley Village, CA School. Cornell Univ » More info. The Story of My Life
Like a Rabbit Loves Its Hutch The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 3 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 2 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 1 of 2) Impossible is Nothing Twas once was lost, was once of cost Traveling down the River of Life The Challenge - Facts 51 to 100 of 100 The Challenge - Facts 1 to 50 of 100 Grand Openings She calls me from the cold I am a free, retired vagabond Two more down, I'm behind pace The Child Inside 2009 over, 2010 onward The Zoo of Hangzhou is... You know your cholesterol's high... The slaying of an eggplant A new chapter in my life: homelessness? How can she slap? 800B Payout What Can Happen May Happen Top 5 Bad Ass Guitar Solos of Youtube My New (Online) Addiction Intragnizence Irrefutable Proof that Dinosaurs Once Ruled the World The Most Delicious Destination in the World Let's Celebrate Celebrity Apprentice Of Ninjas, Scientific Research, and Mammalian Vegetation My 2nd Facebook App -- Perfect Match Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh '08 - The Year to Get Rich or Die Tryin' My 5 Most Anticipated Movies of '08 A Handy Helping Hand Back in Time for the Holidays Welcome to Egg City Have you tried the Ultimate CN Soup? The Impossible Defense Escape of the Thundercat Conspiracy, Death, & Interstellar Cohabitation From CA to PA Another Soul for Sale, Oh Well My First Vid MyNuMu Community | Just like pocahontas... Monday, 6/9/03 - 9:33 pm So, where do I begin... at first, I thought I saw a beautiful flower atop a big mound of soil.
And then, as I went in for a closer look.. my instincts told me something was wrong. What the hell was that stench? Then it happened! I realized that wasn't a mound of soil at all, but rather, a ferocious mutant bear (one that stood 13 foot tall and lived off of human flesh). Fuck. I had fallen directly into its trap. Suddenly, the bear leaped onto my body.. squeezing me with all its might. As my bones were being grinded into powder.. I reached for its jugular and applied the fatal-shark-bite-first-clench (FSBFC). It let out a terrifying scream—one that made a nearby boulder literally explode into oxygen molecules—and strengthened its hold on me. For a second, I thought this was the end for me... and a single tear welled up in my left eye.... —but then! The bear's grip started to loosen, and as more of my body gained feeling.. I looked over, and saw blood from its throat trickling down my arm like fruit punch. Seizing my opportunity, I squeezed even harder... so hard that I ripped out the creature's jugular, along with a fourth of its spine (somehow). And then, just like what my idol Pocahontas would do back in the day... I bit into the beating heart of the dying bear, and with my teeth, tore it out. I went to the river and rinsed it out. I'm gonna use this as coin bag. All content copyright by dave. Please do not reproduce, recycle, or regurgitate without the express written consent of the CTU. Rate this entry! 6 Comments. mowe wwf avatars yo bro.. pick one of the magical gateways... hey Dave.
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