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dave
Age. 41
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. Chinese
Location Valley Village, CA
School. Cornell Univ
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ginseng and honey
154th day of 2004
A wise dog once barked to me, "If you climb too many trees, one day, you'll become a tree yourself." And so, yesterday, while prancing through campus with a wine goblet filled with aged owl's urine in hand, I learned the true meaning of his words.

It was around noon, and the day was absolutely gorgeous. There were dead bodies everywhere and the smell of feces was simply overwhelming. I even hurled a few times trekking up the hill toward central campus. There, I met an old friend of mine for the first time ever.

me: hey, aren't your michelangelo from the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
michelangelo (mi): uh... yea.
me: awesome, dude. c0wabunga!
mi: uh... no?
me: uh... yea?
mi: uh... no?
me: uh... yea?
mi: uh... no?
me: uh... yea?
mi: shut up!
me: no, you shut up.
mi: no, you shut up.
me: no, you shut up.
mi: no, you shut up.
me: no, you shut up.
mi: oh hey, I gotta get going. I need to meet a friend down in collegetown for lunch. Say, care to join us?
me: oh no thanks. I have nothing to do, so I'll just stay here for another hour or two, then head back home.
mi: cool, later dude.
me: take care.

And so, my celebrity friend departed like whisper in the wind. It turned out that yesterday I did not turn into a tree. And that, I conclude, is because I did not climb enough trees. Ergo, the wise dog's prophecy was not fulfilled.

So remember, my imaginary friends.... true dreams arise from true jeams.
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12 Comments.


i have this sudden urge to climb a tree.. michelangelo is my favorite ninja turtle.. he rocks!
» dis1girl on 2004-06-02 08:43:56

Need to talk to you
IM me babes
» Sherirella on 2004-06-04 04:12:49

you're lucky.
i wish i could meet someone famous..
» teresa on 2004-06-04 04:31:34


DO NOT SAY WHISPER IN THE WIND, u have that disease!
» (67.83.46.238) on 2004-06-06 03:55:59

Dave, the wallpaper contest
Ok, this one looks better, but the thing is that I don't think you can seethe emu that clear....grr...well you haven't been online today...(or now) so I'll just put the link on as a comment http://www.noono.net/albums/userpics/10187/emu%21.JPG
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-06-08 08:54:22

wallpaper
ok well i put the link up there...stupid internet!!!!work for me ...stop giving me errors! :D
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-06-09 04:37:22

wallpaper again...sorry! heh
i'm sorry..just remembered you have to beonline...so i'll wait patiently :D yes i'm really confused..
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-06-09 04:39:59

nice layout
the big blue face makes me happy
» jamie on 2004-06-15 02:48:32


Yes, indeed. Very nice, clean, smooth layout [like usual] my friend. Fantastic work. You could probably make a lot of money just designing pages for people and perhaps companies. My friend designs webpages for video game guilds [groups of people who play a certain online game together]. He sometimes makes $60 for about two hours of work.
» le_battement on 2004-06-18 02:50:01


i climbed a tree....once...it wasn't that tall... Now that I think of it...I'm not even sure if it was a tree. Maybe it was a bush?
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-06-24 07:54:35


or a ladder
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-06-24 07:54:59

lol
that was really funny!!! lol im still laughing.......
» ieatsharpobjects on 2004-06-24 01:10:10

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