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Take My Music Compatibility Test word up! Subscribe to this to blog if you would like to be emailed whenever it is updated. Entertaining reads! full of BS. come on over the mountain dave Age. 41 Gender. Male Ethnicity. Chinese Location Valley Village, CA School. Cornell Univ » More info. The Story of My Life
Like a Rabbit Loves Its Hutch The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 3 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 2 of 2) The Creative Mind of Online Scammers (Part 1 of 2) Impossible is Nothing Twas once was lost, was once of cost Traveling down the River of Life The Challenge - Facts 51 to 100 of 100 The Challenge - Facts 1 to 50 of 100 Grand Openings She calls me from the cold I am a free, retired vagabond Two more down, I'm behind pace The Child Inside 2009 over, 2010 onward The Zoo of Hangzhou is... You know your cholesterol's high... The slaying of an eggplant A new chapter in my life: homelessness? How can she slap? 800B Payout What Can Happen May Happen Top 5 Bad Ass Guitar Solos of Youtube My New (Online) Addiction Intragnizence Irrefutable Proof that Dinosaurs Once Ruled the World The Most Delicious Destination in the World Let's Celebrate Celebrity Apprentice Of Ninjas, Scientific Research, and Mammalian Vegetation My 2nd Facebook App -- Perfect Match Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh Eh Ah Uh Oh '08 - The Year to Get Rich or Die Tryin' My 5 Most Anticipated Movies of '08 A Handy Helping Hand Back in Time for the Holidays Welcome to Egg City Have you tried the Ultimate CN Soup? The Impossible Defense Escape of the Thundercat Conspiracy, Death, & Interstellar Cohabitation From CA to PA Another Soul for Sale, Oh Well My First Vid MyNuMu Community | ginseng and honey 154th day of 2004 A wise dog once barked to me, "If you climb too many trees, one day, you'll become a tree yourself." And so, yesterday, while prancing through campus with a wine goblet filled with aged owl's urine in hand, I learned the true meaning of his words. It was around noon, and the day was absolutely gorgeous. There were dead bodies everywhere and the smell of feces was simply overwhelming. I even hurled a few times trekking up the hill toward central campus. There, I met an old friend of mine for the first time ever. me: hey, aren't your michelangelo from the teenage mutant ninja turtles? michelangelo (mi): uh... yea. me: awesome, dude. c0wabunga! mi: uh... no? me: uh... yea? mi: uh... no? me: uh... yea? mi: uh... no? me: uh... yea? mi: shut up! me: no, you shut up. mi: no, you shut up. me: no, you shut up. mi: no, you shut up. me: no, you shut up. mi: oh hey, I gotta get going. I need to meet a friend down in collegetown for lunch. Say, care to join us? me: oh no thanks. I have nothing to do, so I'll just stay here for another hour or two, then head back home. mi: cool, later dude. me: take care. And so, my celebrity friend departed like whisper in the wind. It turned out that yesterday I did not turn into a tree. And that, I conclude, is because I did not climb enough trees. Ergo, the wise dog's prophecy was not fulfilled. So remember, my imaginary friends.... true dreams arise from true jeams. All content copyright by dave. Please do not reproduce, recycle, or regurgitate without the express written consent of the CTU. Rate this entry! 12 Comments. Need to talk to you you're lucky. Dave, the wallpaper contest wallpaper wallpaper again...sorry! heh nice layout lol
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