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dave
Age. 41
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. Chinese
Location Valley Village, CA
School. Cornell Univ
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Sunday. 12.21.03 5:44 pm
Yes, you guessed it. The note, a death threat that read, "I will dismember you," was from Megatron. Upon reading this, I was filled with a disquietude that forced blood to secrete from my toenails. It was a challenge.


On the eve of the 18th, I decided to infiltrate the Decepticons headquarters, located at


To this, I dissembled myself as a 5-pod hairy protista. In my miniature state, I was able to pass through all the lasers undetected. The parlour room, however, unbeknownst to me, had just been coated with glycerine for a game of STFU (Slide Tackle Fight of Urchins). When I entered, I quickly slipped and banged my head against the titanium floor tiling. In this fumble, I returned to my original shape.

The next thing I knew, I had been tied down. A bright light blinded me. And in the background, I heard evil, robotic laughter. And then it happened...
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7 Comments.

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heh. kewl.... I'd like to be nocked out. just so i could sleep for a while, but not the actual nocking-out part, though....
» invisible on 2003-12-21 11:04:47


bad ass song
» karendipity on 2003-12-21 11:20:52

heyy
kool song. whats up?
» djjester on 2003-12-24 01:55:37

thanks, not much
I'll bartering with the bartender on a barge
» dave on 2003-12-27 10:52:22

This Is Off Subject...
But my page won't post entries. I've deleted my chatterbox and my e-mail thing, but to no prevail! It's done this once before, and deleting my clockbot helped. Now, the problem's back, and I can't fix it! Please help me! P.S. I would have put this on your chatterbox, but it wasn't working.
» putnamsgurl on 2003-12-28 09:53:29

Blood from the Toenails..
its not a pretty sight, but yes it happens.. you should have worn hp socks[hairy protistas] now available nowhere for a price of 1 kajibillion kamillion protis, money of the hp, worth nothing! see your local dealer at the end of the world
» swis on 2003-12-28 04:21:04


why are frontal pictures of high schools always crooked like that? the pic my high school uses is crooked too.
» le_battement on 2003-12-30 08:47:17

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