G0ddamn. My left hand is so cold. I hope I don't have some cold-hand disease.

Anyway, I quit my job. Most of you might think its cause the crime the other day (see previous entry) scared me. Well, you'd be wrong. Rather, from the way I handled that situation, I think I should become a crime fighter instead.

So, last night... I headed off to the police station, to see if they had any openings. Unfortunately, a cop there recognized me (remember when...) as a troublemaker and sicced the police canines on me. Let me tell you, those little devils are ferocious.
In fact, I'm in the hospital computer lab now. Just got out. All of my limbs had been chewed off completely.

No despair, though. I'll find some other way to fight crime.

did you really quit your job? i thought you liked running data tests on top secret military helicopter machinery. and hey you retard, you need to go to college to be a cop! they don't take just anyone! although i can't believe that 100% of those donut-consuming pigs are college educated.
?a href=http://www.nutang.com/members/le_battement>le_battement on 2003-12-03 07:56:44

you need at least ONE limb to type!!
the other day, my mom and I were at Burger King, ordering, and the girl over the speaker said 'Would that be all?', and it made me think of your previous entry.

haha.
?a href=http://www.nutang.com/members/invisible>invisible on 2003-12-03 10:42:29

wow!!! dave you are soooo coool. i wish i could type with a cold left hand and then say taht amy limbs were chewed off. :-) i wish i could be like you but unfortunatly my name is teresa and not dave and well im from kansas the same place where dorthy was from in the wizard of oz. =
?a href=http://www.nutang.com/members/teresa>teresa on 2003-12-04 05:13:07

okay that was confusing, teresa's comment i mean.
'G0ddamn. My left hand is so cold. I hope I don't have some cold-hand disease.' isnt there some sort of hand thinger called like reynaud's or something? my friend's aunt has it. oh well, my feet are cold so maybe i have a cold feet disease. hey that was a cool pun!
?a href=http://www.nutang.com/members/samuwamu>samuwamu on 2003-12-04 05:25:06

you rock, hahaha meaningful enough? dont take it in a gay way lol sign my guestbook
—simplythi on 2003-12-04 05:28:29

does that mean you'll be some kind of crime fighting hero?? that would be huge... but sorry to hear you quit your job :( well theres plenty of other places thats better to make $$$
—NaErOk on 2003-12-04 06:43:35

Hmmm.
Dave, i've had that type of experience before...i was working @ Buca De Beppo...(Italian Restaurant) and i dropped the pesto on the ground...they Chefs (who were mexican) got really mad at me and let their killer tomatoes at me...it was like, i was in the movie itself. one got a hold of my hand, so this message is taking extra long to type (because of the fact that my right hand has been replaced with a prosthetic bucket...:( that's all they had, they ran out of hooks) but yeah. i quit my job @ Buca and now i'm just interning @ a urban clothing store...im enjoying it. quitting a job isn't a bad thing...that's just life...i wish you luck in your search for a new one.
—Striker on 2003-12-04 09:19:28

i wish i had a job
well, im cold all around, not just my hands. thats not good. I think im sick. so you quit your job, huh... if i had a job i would do anything to keep it. if you want, you can sign my guestbook.
—djjester on 2003-12-05 02:00:31

yea i kno that was confusing i dont even understanding it either. one of them things that i think of at the spur of the moment and decided to type but i dont realized that its a bunch of words that dont make sense. prolly didnt understand that either but oh well!!
—teresa on 2003-12-05 05:43:34

*sign, sign, sign!!*
*signs awesome dave's guestbook*

sign mine?...
—invisible on 2003-12-05 07:10:14

cold hand disease? hehehehe! that's new!
—mionggay on 2003-12-08 05:25:08

=) cool web!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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