Taken from
here , are just some of the 437 questions preschoolers ask everyday...
- Why is that lady fat?
- When will I be older than you?
- Why is there pizza?
- How does Santa Claus know where new babies live?
- What time is zero-thirty?
- If cats wore clothes, would our cat wear a dress or pants?
- Why do we have to sleep? (fish ninja's childhood question :p)
- Would you still know me if I didn't have the same name I have?
- Does God have a belly button?
- I wrote these letters. What do they say? R-T-N-Z.
- What is Tuesday?
- How many Band-Aids is too many for one cut?
- If I was an ant, how long would it take me to walk around my bed?
- What is the opposite of ice-cream?
- Do chocolate chip cookies know they look like pieces of poop?
- Do squirrels like horses?
- How many toes do all the monkeys in the world have?
hehe and my favourite;
- Why is my left knee saltier than my right one?
"When will I be older than you?"
that reminds me of what my friend told me what she used to think when she was a little kid and how whenever she turned a year older (since her bday is before her older brothers) she would comment to him "aha! im catching up to you, soon i'll be older!" and it took her a few years to finally realise that she would never be older than her brother lol
"Do chocolate chip cookies know they look like pieces of poop?" that just put me off chocolate chip cookies for a while :/
"Why is my left knee saltier than my right one?" i want to know the answer to that Q too! :p jk
» justin (210.50.30.21) on 2004-04-19 04:36:22
"Why do we have to sleep?" Actually I still ask that question ;P... Actually my childhood question was "Where is Earth?", because up till the age of 2 or 3 I didn't understand the concept that Earth was the place we were living in. hah
» joe (150.101.117.159) on 2004-04-19 08:04:07
justin- yeah it was like when i was little, i kept wishing that my mum would get me an older brother and it wasn't until one sad day in yr4 that it hit me..... i shall forever be older-brother-less!! and dont worry, chocolate chip cookies will always remain delectable no matter what human part they resemble :P
» d-zire on 2004-04-20 08:38:23
and just for all the bald fathers out there..."Do daddies have hair when they're babies?" maha. and i've laways wondered about this one "Why do people crash cars?". I'd like to add one here (at my mature age of 18), "why can't i eat the dog's food.". only another 6days holidays for me qing. what a life eh? (and where's that bloody email :P) .
zac
» mad_bison (212.3.13.148) on 2004-04-20 08:53:36
hehe qing why did u want an older brother?
and ive noticed that chocolate chips DO look like poop ... but ur right... chocolate chip cookies... who could ever resist such a temptation hehe :9
» justin (210.50.30.22) on 2004-04-20 09:51:58
haha....the email....got...erm...lost...^^;; yes....erm....hotmail's fault entirely!!....ahem....^^;;;;
» d-zire on 2004-04-22 05:24:14
yes qing. i will eventually stop believing you one day...(but i will continue to read your weblog nonetheless.)
and i expect you to attack hotmail until they send me something at least!!
zac
» mad_bison (217.159.56.26) on 2004-04-23 02:07:01
lol. "why do we have to sleep" haha do you remember james saying that like only a month ago?? haha
» jason (211.29.136.13) on 2004-04-25 04:55:26
yes i shall promise to attack hotmail relentlessly til they send it thru to you k :p
and yes i remember james saying that. haha and remember "but Taguer doesn't have a U in it!! duuhhh!!" haha
» d-zire on 2004-04-25 12:04:54
Haha, reminds me of an incident when my brother was only 4 or 5 years old. I saw this from my mother actually. There was this day when my mother had to pick me up from school and decide to bring my litlle brother along. On the way to my primary school, my mother and baby brother passed by this woman who was wearing black nylon stockings. Upon seeing that lady in stockings, my brother promptly asked my mother very loudly: "Eee, mummy, whuy is that woman's legs so dirty? It's so black.." My mother was so shocked and dumbfounded by that sudden outburst that she quickly grabbed my brother's hand and changed to another route. Siblings, when they are young, they are adventurous and hilarious at the same time...
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