Syndicated South Park is teh awesome
: ...and now Chris and Saddam just keep killing each other over and over and I don't know which one to pick.
"What the hell happened to you?"
: You got kicked out of here for being a headstrong rebel and now you're a whiny little bitch.
"Well, I just don't know which one to pick!"
: No, you've become dependent on relationships. So you haven't even considered the option of not being with either of them. If you're not sexually attracted to someone, you're not ever going to be. But Saddam isn't right either. He's the other extreme. You need to spend time alone, so you can find the balance, the middle ground. That's what I always do because I'm a Buddhist.
: Wow, you're right. You know I've had steady relationships for the last thousand years and when one ends, I just start another one. But I haven't taken the time to be secure with myself.
: Hey, thanks, God. I forgot how clear you make things sometimes.
: It was nice to see you again, Satan.
: You too.
I should really stop making these posts of what I want to buy that haven't been released yet... all righty this will be the last one for a while, but if I hadn't been so damned impatient and waited for a few days for the images to be available at Amazon this wouldn't even be necessary!
Srsly, what's going on with the image of The Simpsons 7th Season boxset? I want to see Marge's fucked-up head on Amazon already!!
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Guess I forgot to put the foglights in
I finally tried some maple candy Ross and Chandler were raving about when they went to Vermont and stole all those apples and pine cones. It tasted like a sugar bomb exploded in my mouth, then washed it down with a cool refreshing glass of soda and honey, and afterward I picked my teeth with a sharpened candy cane. Mm... that's good glucose!
Is this supposed to be Kenny?
Pop vs. Soda Debate
I WILL NEVER CALL IT POP!!!!!!!!!!
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