My Friend is a Drag Queen
Okay, I lied, but I wish it were true! I need some more interesting friends. On the topic of drag queens, I met my first today, on the subway, no less. Dunno if it was a transvestite... but definitely a cross-dresser. The big-bonedness and the facial stubble gave it away; also the patellas (kneecaps) were protruding in a rather un-feminine fashion. We got off at the same stop and I was surprised I was (slightly) taller than him! And he was wearing platforms!! He had very nice hair, though. I've seen some pretty hot Thai transvestites from photos my friend had took when she was in Thailand, but this person was like on the opposite side of the spectrum. Sorry, person... danhai nei jun hai ho wut dut (nay jeen hai ho chiew yeang [danshi ni zhen shi hao chou (pero usted es muy feo)])!!!
January 1 is Get a Life Day
January 2 is Happy Mew Year for Cats Day
January 8 is National Joy Germ Day
January 16 is Get to Know Your Customers Day
January 19 is Penguin Awareness Day
January 21 is Rid The World of Fad Diets and Gimmicks Day
January 21 is also Squirrel Appreciation Day
January 22 is Answer Your Cats Questions Day
January 27 is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day
January 30 is Inane Answering Message Day
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April 3 is Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 7 is No Housework Day
April 9 is Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day
April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day
April 17 is National Cheeseball Day
April 19 is Garlic Day
April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 26 is Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 28 is Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
D12's "My Band" is hot. Haven't written in a long time. "/ Why does whatever I think will happen happens? By the way, I'm a pessimist. Hau wui yow kei.
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