bullshit. sweet shirley temple how can human beings be so completely full of shit? its to the point that when some people talk, i offend them because i automatically assume whatever it is they're saying is 100% bullshit so i do the opposite. even people whom i am supposed to take orders from. actually, ESPECIALLY from the people i am supposed to take orders from.

there are many reasons why people bullshit others, some of which are necessary. bullshitting someone about the magic powers your car possesses are an ill-needed form of bullshit. first off, it is physically impossible for me to give less of a shit about your care. secondly, i somehow find a way to car less when you just talk out of your ass everytime you mention it. its sad when your car is the ONLY thing you have to be proud of in your life, and unless it won somesort of medal or magazine cover, you probably shouldt even be that proud of it. and heres another tip: when i pull the bullshit card on you because youre talking out of your ass on topic X, dont try to dig yourself out of the hole you made by 'falling back on' your car because of the two reasons listed above.

so how are these people able to walk and maintain balance when they are so full of shit.i just picture the state puff marshmallow man walkin around. all wobbly and jello-ey. the one hint of pleasure is my innate ability to piss off bullshitters without even trying. for instance:
Chief: Hey i got alot of X.
Me: Sior theres no such thing as X. Theres Y and Z, but never an X.
Chief: Um ... welllll.... hmmmm.. MY CAR IS BLUUUEEEEEEE!!!!?!!! (pouts for the rest of the day)
I shit you not, this is how conversations with this man goes. and im not trying to bring him down, just stating a fact so he doesnt screw up his elaborate bulklshit technique. and why bullshit me of all people? im well versed in the topic you're trying to bullshit me in, so im obviously gonna know when youre full of shit, and even if you are honest about your 'accomplishments' i still couldnt give a damn. why does anyone try to impress someone who couldnt be more apathetic towards you or ANYTHING you do?

another fine example is his Super car from dimension Q. i know i jest, but some of the horeshit he preaches is in his car you would think it was transmitted from a different planet. so anyway, because of the way shit happened at work i had no choice but to ride in his flying machine (hereafter referred to as his 'car', i dont want to insult it and bring down to the level of primitive motor vehicles like you or i are used to, but for brevity i will). i avoidied it at all costs but had to in this situation. and i have never seen a grown man so depressed as i did as a result of my complete lack of care for his vehicle. which i guess i understand. his car is literally the only thing hes proud of and he wants people to bend down and suck his cock everytime he sees it. well guess what poncho? not happenin. and it offends him that i dont care. im not a dick, i just dont care. so you would think hed realize i dont care and drop it but noooooooo that would be too goddamn simple. he has to bug me every ten minutes at work with all his 'accomplishments'.
Chief: He i tied my shoes today!
Me: (looks down) your right shoe is untied.
Chief: Um ... welllll.... hmmmm.. MY CAR IS BLUUUEEEEEEE!!!!?!!! (pouts for the rest of the day)

they say stupidity is doing the same thing twice and expecting a different result. so if you try 1000 times to impress me with your bullshit and it never works, does that mean youre completely brain dead buy the 1001st try? or are you just so full of shit that it severed the connection between your brain and your mouth? yeah, probably the second one.

Diarrhea Of The Mouth!
That's what those bullcrap talkers have. Their ego is so full of shi* that the mouth has to act as an laxative, just so they can relieve themselves. But :) your ears aren't their toilets, tell them that. Cause your nose can smell their mouthy shi* a mile away.
» JMC on 2006-10-10 11:38:26

Well... My acomplishment is that a wonderful guy loves me for me! Hah! Take that Brian!! Just think... 2 more months and I can help relax you and take your mind off of things.. ; )

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» Tea (71.245.24.206) on 2006-10-10 05:48:14

Only a month till I see you!!!! Happiness to the max!!! Cause you're super cool and I love you!

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