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Monday. 2.20.06 7:15 am
listen to me myspace people. i dont do surveys. this is one of those subject i tried to be polite enough and say "no i dont do 'em" but you fuckin badger me with this horse shit "oh crossley youre so different we want to see your results!!!1!!"

ok, even for those who are not computer science majors, most surveys have about 6 pre-described solutions. so NO MATTER WHAT you are grouped in with one of 6 'all covering types of people'. thats fucking retarded. if you credit me for being so unique; than the idea of me doing a fucking survey is retarded. im apologize, i am insulting retards by bringing that type of thinking up to their level.

plus most people who do 'em lie about their answers anyway so they can get the answer they thought would be 'one-eyed pirate ninja'! its like that paper thing kids used to make with the numbers and you move it that many times and whichever you flip up would have youre future. sure tis cute and CAN be entertaining, but its not fucking nostradamus. its a piece of paper with 4 random futures a couple of 8 year olds came up with. so i understand for some people its cute and entertaining, but riding me to do the same thing because you believe it as absolute truth is about as smart as putting a muzzle on a cripppled lemur with aids and making him the emporer of the world.

its the same with astronomy and psychics and all that crap. before i rip into it, if you believe it and it works for you then by all means do it. but dont call me dumb because i dont. the idea that someone you never met, has never seen your face, doesnt know if you gave em your real name or not can out of no where tell you everything about yourself and predict your future is like believing in santa claus and we all know my whole stint on that. again, i believe in things i know other people think are silly, but they work for me and i dont push them on people. heres how it should be:
"hey brian check out this psychic, she really worked for me"
"no thanks; not my thing"
"oh ok, lets get some cheesesticks"
if that was the situation than fine, no problem. but no, im hassled and even insulted about these fucking surveys. they show nothing about a person. the questions and answers are so formulated:
"if someone was running at you with a knife drawn, would you:
run away
growl like a pirate
make cookies
write a poem
hug them
and those are your only alternatives to determine what kind of person you are. listen, if they had a "stab the dickhole in the face" option than maybe id fill it out, but i think the first time they dont have an answer that is your answer its impossible to get a remote survey about what kind of person you are. especially when the types of people being surveyed are represented by a type of shoe. "what color of vomit are you???/??" (haha the / is a new one for me) ..."oh your "GREEN VOMIT" you like to party and flirt but you wouldnt do anything to hurt yourself. you also eat vegetables at some times.

come the fuck on. if someone told me i am one of these random 6 types of people i would automatically say they're full of shit. just like we're all one of 12 signs. so this weeks forcast for this one particular sign applies to 1/12th of the world. which is roughly 500 million people. nothing could ever apply to 500 million people unless it applies to everyone like "you will have lungs today." to say 'this will be a profitable business week for you majestic cancer' would apply to starving somolians as well. again, its cute to do i guess, i can somewhat understand the fun in doing it, but to change your plans as a result is fucking retarded. to say "i cant see you, im 94% hamster and you're only 44% hamster" is about as stupid as saying "i sleep with a new guy every week but im gonna be a chaplain"

i want to clarify im not bashing people for doing surveys, but leave me the fuck alone about it already. ask me once, i politely say no, then badger me because you think im gonna change and you're out of youre goddamned mind. the idea that a program can determine who you are is fucking inane. people who have known me for years cant figure me out, but a high school sophmore with ten minutes on his hands found a program that can tell everyone who i am? thats as dumb as Saw 2 (refer to my review on Saw 2, very enlightening).

and i understand why some people do it. they're trying to find themselves; they want to seem more creative than they really are; they want to feel like part of something; whatever their reason is. but i know poeple bullshit the answers, which is fine, but dont take the results seriously. when you say," i wont do that because im 50% lilac" when your answer to the question "{what would you do if bob sgat was robbing a bank? " with the answer "i would fly around and blast him with my super cool laser eyes" than dont base a real life decision on it. i know it may sound like im making this shit up (and i am the specific questions) but it happens which is retarded. and again, i dont care what other people do, just leave me alone about it and this is exactly why. fuck surveys.
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lol.. i'm glad i never asked you to do a survey....i had fun reading through your old blogs...well, i don't know if it would be true fun because i did get upset with some of them, but that was mainly because you were upset. i don't like you being upset and that makes me upset... and this is just going in circles... but! i'm glad you're with me and that i make you happy... well, not make you happy because no one can really make you do shit. but you feel happy to be with me. and... i love you lots!!! (and 17 days till i leave here to see you!)
» innocent lil cup o tea (151.161.173.63) on 2006-02-20 04:43:26

ironically i probably would if you asked me to
» bcmst3000 on 2006-02-20 10:15:44

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» (151.161.173.63) on 2006-02-21 11:32:26

just wanted to remind you that i love you. even though i'm sure you don't need to be reminded.. but i wanted to tell you i love you anyhow... (8 days)
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