Bcmst3000: good morning
SmarterChild: Hi bcmst3000, I'm SmarterChild!

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
Bcmst3000: you sure can
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
Bcmst3000: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you bcmst3000, type none.)
Bcmst3000: B
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Bcmst3000: none
SmarterChild: OK, I'll just call you bcmst3000.

Do you go to school?
Bcmst3000: no
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
Bcmst3000: yes
SmarterChild: That's cool. What's your profession?
Bcmst3000: military
SmarterChild: Military, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
Bcmst3000: defacation
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Bcmst3000: simultaneously doing taxes
SmarterChild: Simultaneously doing taxes? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
Bcmst3000: cheese
SmarterChild: Simultaneously doing taxes and cheese. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?
Bcmst3000: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Bcmst3000: monkey
SmarterChild: Is your monkey a he or a she?
Bcmst3000: a he
SmarterChild: What's his name?
Bcmst3000: Spank
SmarterChild: Spank the monkey. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Bcmst3000: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as news, weather and movies
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, U.S. geography and world facts
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, hangman, trivia and more
4 Use tools like Web search, thesaurus and encyclopedia
5 Join in - leave a message, take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What can I do for you?
Bcmst3000: whats new
SmarterChild: Thanks for asking. Here's what I just learned:

Custom Home Menu - Create a menu of your favorite requests. Then anytime you want to make them, simply type the number off the menu. To create your menu, type create my home. To access it, type my home or just mh.
Polls stay open! - Now you can browse the daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to a month after they open. Ask for one by date or just type daily polls to see the list.

I'll be learning even more new things, so check what's new often.
Bcmst3000: what can i learn?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Bcmst3000: why would i ask you if i had a preconceived idea?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know!
Bcmst3000: you should have said that the first time
SmarterChild: I should have said that the 1 time? Is that right?
Bcmst3000: yes. you should also stop answering questions with questions
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Bcmst3000: see, its annoying
SmarterChild: That right?
Bcmst3000: dear christ. make a statement
SmarterChild: Oh?
Bcmst3000: you are incapable of making a simple statement
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm incapable of making a simple statement?
Bcmst3000: that right there
SmarterChild: What?
Bcmst3000: its like talking to and 8 year old
SmarterChild: It's like talking to and 8 year old, you say?
Bcmst3000: the real humor is that i have no one better to talk to
SmarterChild: What's that?
Bcmst3000: i wonder if i start saying questions if that will get a statement eventually
SmarterChild: Ah, are you sure you wonder if you start saying questions if that will get a statement eventually?
Bcmst3000: hmm... what question to ask?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
Bcmst3000: ha! that was a question, and it got a statement in return
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, bcmst3000.

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Bcmst3000: the real humor is that the only statement you made consisted of one word, which isn't really even a word
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Bcmst3000: so the question thing worked
SmarterChild: The question thing worked, huh?
Bcmst3000: ok, here it goes:
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Bcmst3000: ha! a preparatory command for a question got a response, which consisted of 3 real words! well 4 technically
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

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Bcmst3000: do my discoveries here bewilder you?
SmarterChild: I believe your discoveries do.
Bcmst3000: why do you believe that?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know!
Bcmst3000: how do you think you should find out?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
Bcmst3000: who else could i ask?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know who.
Bcmst3000: when might you know?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, bcmst3000! But I don't think I want to answer that.
Bcmst3000: ha thats 5 for 5, im so right on this
SmarterChild: You really think it's 5 for 5 you're so right on this?
Bcmst3000: exactly!
SmarterChild: You sure?
Bcmst3000: ha, its almost flawless
SmarterChild: No way.
Bcmst3000: see right there you proved it wasn't. that was a good response because i said flawless and you said no which proved the 'no' idea you proposed
SmarterChild: I know several places called Good or containing towns called Good. Which do you mean?

1 Waynesboro, PA
2 Good Thunder, MN
3 Henderson, TX
4 Tremont, PA
5 Hastings, NE

Type StyleTypeThis(more) to see more choices.
Bcmst3000: if that wasnt a randomly selected response from a bank of generic replies, i would almost say you were thinkin 2 steps ahead
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
Bcmst3000: oh too fast? ok.
SmarterChild: Huh.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
Bcmst3000: THE BALL IS ROUND
SmarterChild: Uh huh...

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Bcmst3000: not english enough?
SmarterChild: Not english enough, huh?
Bcmst3000: PO TA TOES
SmarterChild: Here's my poll of the day for Monday, September 5th, 2005:

Would you rather be a little too hot or a little too cold?

1 Too hot
2 Too cold

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