Flavor of Love: A Civil Body Poli-trick
Monday. 9.18.06 5:59 pm
Yesterday on Flavor of Love, Cap’n Pimp asked the five remaining contestants to decide peacefully among one another which two of them deserved most to leave the rent-a-mansion.
Oh, yeah… That’s a greeeeat idea. Next week, let’s ask a pack of starving wild dingoes to decide peacefully amongst themselves who gets the last piece of jerk chicken.
I am amazed at the ridiculous, trivial hoebag shit these girls deem fit to raise their voices and threaten one another over. The following are direct quotes from the failed attempt at the UN Conference of Skeezers for which Delishis was elected Hofi Annan:
“My coochie wasn’t showin’!”
“I saw the pussy print!”
“The best bitch is gonna win.”
“I’m the HBIC!”
You heard correctly. These broads were arguing over Bootz’s mooseknuckle and whether or not A Trick Named Scarback was fit to serve as Secretary of Skeeze. Come on, black equal!
I don’t know what’s going on behind the scenes, but the little Puerto Rican girl is Public Enemy #1 (pun intended) for having a demo tape in her bag. Sheeeeit. Love or not, a rapper, singer, oboe player or what-the-fuck-ever should have their demo on them at all times. I’m amazed that she’s being called out by Buckeey AKA “Shoulder Lean.” There’s much video ho work to be attained by being a contestant on this shit chea, right Hoopz?
Speaking of amazing shit, I don’t believe for a second that Bootz’s nasty ass is born-again virgin. She identifies herself with camel toe. She can ass-clap her name in 17 African click languages. I’m not buying it for a second, Flavor. Want my advice? She’s the next to go. Fi true! Send the skettel home!
Flavor started off his round of day dates in full Nipsey Russell mode with that Tin-Man from “The Wiz” afro. Nigga looked like a used Q-Tip. No, the chemical blowout is not a good look, my proud Nubian brother. Also, how did they let him hop in front of a camera with lips that crusty? That’s how you know VH1 ain’t shit! They had homie looking like he just got finished huffin on that breakfast of champions. Plus, the girls had already signed waivers so they’re not liable for injury due to razor sharp lip crust.
Want some lip-chap?
Krazy walked right into NY’s trap. I thought I was watching an episode of Oz. She immediately pledged her apprenticeship to CB4. I guess since Delishis has a couple toy soldiers she thought she’d do well to be the official ho-tégé [protégé] of Foofy's apparent favorite bitch.
Shot of the night had nothing to do with Buckeey damn near pushing Krazy over the railing. We all know by now Krazy ain’t bout shit with them hands. Delishis called NY a “bobblehead bitch!” That’s some new shit. We might have to start using that one, folks.
On the camel/bellydance/ghetto camping excursion date Flavor was looking like one of Kazaam’s turds. I’m all about getting into the spirit of things, but fuck mane… that’s not a good look. It was even worse when he took the turban off and exposed his dire need to use Just For Niggas hair coloration kit.
As for the decision to send Buck home… eh, understandable. She sealed her own fate with her actions. However, the influence Flavor allows these trifling ass broads to have over his decisions is getting more and more frightening by the episode. Shit, it’s more alarming than the rate NY’s eyebrows are rising on her face. He got coon man-servants sweatin like Chicken George in the house. We know he got cameras. Why can’t he just go to the videotape instead of takin these girls’ word for shit?
Worse still, how do you look back at footage of testimonials and decide that New York is someone you want to spend prolonged periods of time with?
I leave you all with that for Question of the Day.
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Posted by Ron Mexico at September 18, 2006 11:31 AM
Categories: TV [t]
NY! When is she going back the hell home where she belong I'm really sick of looking at her?!?!.
» Regina Brown (67.72.98.114) on 2006-09-27 06:39:39
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