Ok, so I was walking into my room the other day, and I heard the wierdest noise. It was almost like someone was splashing around in a small bucket of water in a very confined space so it echoed. So yeah... I didn't no what it was... The closer i got to the other door in my room, the louder it got. By the time I approached the half open door, the noise was pritty loud.

No fear though, I had my guitar. Not my nice guitar mind you, but my cheap guitar. So if there was some wierd animal in there I would clobber it with my trusty axe. So anyways, I knew that whatever was in there, was no threat to me... No beast could match the shear might of Washburn axe.

I opened the door and it was dark in there... I recognized the tall slender shape hovering ever so gracefully around the toilet boll, all to well. It was hank, and he was drinking the toilet water! I should have figured it was him. He has some wierd toilet water fettish or something... Oh well, it was time to stop his sinful ways, and I knew just how to do it.

I called his name... and his big floppy eared head turned around... He looked very supprised. He walked up to me and started sniffing me. I had to act fast, before he could lick me with his gross toilet water tainted tongue. I quickly took the pick out of my mouth and started playing my guitar. Hank went crazy and darted around me towards the exit. Hank is very scared of guitar noises... So he was really moving fast.

On his way ouy, hank made a dash to the right and snatched upone of my socks that was on the ground. He then bolted through the door way and down the hall. He wasn't alone though, I was close behind him (guitar in hand mind you). I had to retrieve my sock from him; you can never leave a sock behind ya know.

Well anyways, as soon as he got to the stairs he realised I was behind him. He quickly dropped the sock and slid down the stairs. Yes, the dog slides down the stairs like an idiot and continues to slide into the table below... I never said he was that smart. I got my sock back though, so I was happy. The powers of justice had won over the villianous treachery of Hank.

---On another note, Hank is leaving this Friday. We finally found him a home with lots of land. We'll all miss him of course, he is one crazy dog. However, this is for the best, he needs to have room to run and... just plain be an idiot.

We'll miss you hank

Ohh poor baby is going away! At least maybe they'll teach him not to drink from the toilet right? I cant believe you got your sock back! Everytime I chase him I cant get it lol. He is quite the idiot, but at least hes friendly!
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-07-29 02:29:35

that's because if you're gunna get whatever he stole from you back, you need a guitar... That is his one weakness... he is horribly scared of the guitar.
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-29 02:48:42

i love you pete!!!!!
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-07-29 03:32:52

My dogs had a fetish for toilet bowls and their . . . water. Well, hope Hank is happy . . . I stopped my dogs from licking the toilet by picking them up since they're small lhasas.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-07-29 05:51:59

I've had many pet dogs in my past. 1 drank from the toilet, and practiclly all the rest were just complete idiots. but I never had a dog that waz afraid of Guitar. I kno what its like to get rid of them. its sad but i kno there goin to a better family and life goes on.
» Midnight on 2004-07-29 09:39:27

sadly i never had a dog to have a fetish i feel so sad n empty inside
» seewun on 2004-07-29 10:21:55

my dog picks the toliet paper out from the toliet bowl to build pyrmaids.where's hank going??
» incomplete on 2004-07-30 01:51:22

ohhh we're giving him to a jamily that has like 2 acres of land. He is a big dog and likes to be outside and play and what not... our backyard is mostly rock, plus there is a pool a huge deck and a greenhouse.... there really isn't much yard for him to run around on... so basically we found hima new home where he can have all the room to run and play that he needs... plus they have children
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-30 01:53:23

Sigh. I miss him already.
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-07-30 04:07:50

opera?
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-07-30 10:07:46

my dog never really drank out of the toilet.. only when he was a puppy, but we stopped that right away. now it's the little kitty who does it. she's a queer kitty though, very strange
» happymealwithlegs on 2004-07-30 01:24:06

opera is another internet browser... kinda like internet explorer... anyways... i got it figured out now
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-30 01:41:00

MAN! How do you always get more comments than me!!! I've got FIVE! lol
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-07-31 01:27:50

Hanks gone now... i miss him alot... every time i walk by the guest room i look where he would always be laying on the bed... but alas, he is no where to be seen.
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-31 02:24:44

:-/ same.
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-07-31 09:06:43

once you've had a dog
it's never the same again.
» invisible on 2004-07-31 03:32:39

true....
» incomplete on 2004-07-31 05:51:44

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