Well I've just been informed of a new conspiracy, one that has shaken my very foundation of life it's self. This is not something I take lightly, for I know there are bigger things at work here than most people realize. Things that could very well kill me and cause overall catastrophe throughout the world. Things that I would be better off not knowing... Perhaps the darkest secrets in the universe will be revealed at long last.

So what is this conspiracy? A good question, since I have been avoiding telling you. Well, I figured I would give you all fare warning. Perhaps it is in your best interest not to read this entry... that is, if you still want to be able to sleep at night. I cannot guarantee your safety after you have read my entry, so be forewarned. This is not for the faint of heart.

It all begins with the first time we got these new cleaning ladies. They seemed nice enough; like cute little old mexican women. Nothing to be afraid of there, right? Of course not, who would be scared of old women? Ever since the beginning, it has been hard to communicate with them. The only English they know seems to be related to them getting their money. You can't tell them not to clean this, or to make sure to clean that... they feign ignorance. A very clever guise...

Eventually we started noticing... every time they came over, the towels and rags out of the cabinets would mysteriously disappear... Odd indeed. This seemed to happen every time they came over. Perhaps they were being used in some sort of ritual... or maybe they were sacrificing the rags and towels to their god... I'm really not sure. They're disappearances are shrouded in mystery... I am yet to catch them in the act... but soon... soon it will be revealed.

Well, it just gets even more strange from there... they then started coming off schedule... at weird times, or different days... You never knew when they would show up... Perhaps it had to do with the alignment of the sun and the moon; that is my best guess. I haven't been able to pin point an exact pattern in the times that they come, but there has to be some sort of reasoning to it...

One time, when they came four hours before schedule, I decided not to answer the door. This was a traumatizing experience to say the least. They hastily surrounded the house with their old Mexican women troops. They then began banging on the doors, ringing the doorbell, and yelling. It was maddening; I almost could not bear it. I hid myself in the hallway between the kitchen and the living room. I could not move elsewhere without being seen, so I cowered there the whole time. They were persistent though; they kept it up for almost thirty minutes. What evil force could have been driving them to do this? Perhaps they were fearful that if they did not perform their rituals and sacrifice our towels, their god would become vengeful, and smite them. To this day, I am still not sure, but I am glad that day is over with.

Recently it seems they are requiring more things to sacrifice to their god; such as paper towels and trash bags. This is a scary turn of events... What next will their evil god require them to sacrifice? Perhaps human lives is next on the list... It would not suprise me... There is no telling what they will need next... Until I know, I will just have to live in fear... I know this much, I won't get much sleep until I know their evil plot has come to an end...

I only hope that when they do come for me... I will be given a quick death.

You're such a badass.
Once or twice I've accidently been at Pete's house when the cleaning ladies were there...we hid away in his room with the dog and tried to avoid being seen or heard. The room is stockpiled with weapons of course...
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-07-26 03:57:11

i know wats next
your dog is going to b sacrificed to the cleaning gods. poor dog doesnt even know wats coming
» seewun on 2004-07-26 06:21:35

lol
these cleaning ladies sound like they mean business. i think i have been trumatized just reading this entry. who knos what might be next...
» Midnight on 2004-07-26 06:41:05

i'm scared.
» lenas_life on 2004-07-26 06:45:04

oh nooooooo......
my mom just hired some cleaning ladies and my rags are starting to disappear tooo.....ahhh.....she also hired landscapers.....be afraid be very afraid
» finelegsforever on 2004-07-26 08:29:16

you better watch your back; cleaning ladies are scary customers
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-26 09:02:54

im calling the spca
» incomplete on 2004-07-26 10:26:31

not the dog! i know, get some person and force bribe them to act like you so when the cleaning ladies sees "you" they will sacrifice "you" but you'll still be alive. Yes, it'll take a lot of work and lying to the poor sap, but . . . it's worth it. Yes, it's worth it.
» Aji on 2004-07-27 07:18:32

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