So the other day I was getting out of the shower... and I had to pick out some cloths to wear. Well I didn't get any boxers... but I really didn't notice. I began putting my shorts on when it hit me... I was wearing no boxers... This couldn't be good... could it?

I must have stood there with my shorts half way up for five minutes. I was puzzled to say the least. What if I went against the grain? What if I said screw society and screw their underwear too!? Would that make me a bad person? Or would the real crime be conforming to society and putting on my boxers? All this was rushing through my brain like river of thought... This was no easy decision by any means.

So really, why do guys need to wear any underwear at all? I mean women have to do it because of jerms and what not... but not guys... Guys don't have to worry about that stuff. I mean boxers are just like a pair of shorts anyways. So what is the point of wearing two pairs of shorts? That's preposterous, not logical at all.

These boxers... they have been holding me back my whole life. I can see it so clearly now. They are the source of all of my problems. They are the reason I'm not confident, they are the reason I feel uncomfortable, and they are the reason for all of my failure! I must break free of these villianous shackles! I say no more! Men should wear underwear no more!

Well to make a long story short, I wore the boxers. What was I to do though, they intimidated me. They manipulated me into thinking I needed them... just like they do every morning now... Deep down inside, I know it's all a lie though... and someday... I will triumph over them.

AntiChangeLoser: lol i'm wearin no boxers as we speak!

I say cast off these false abominations!

Well Pete...I must say that was one of your more interesting entries... Go for it lol, whatever makes you happy...but watch out for chaffing...!
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-07-17 03:25:26

ha ha ha thats great.....
good stuff.....really i mean no boxers......that'll be the day......that would be so coool......but NEWAYZ
» finelegsforever on 2004-07-17 04:44:15

These boxers... they have been holding me back my whole life. I can see it so clearly now. They are the source of all of my problems. They are the reason I'm not confident, they are the reason I feel uncomfortable, and they are the reason for all of my failure! I must break free of these villianous shackles! I say no more! Men should wear underwear no more! When I read that part, I read it as I hummed that song... i can see clearly now Ok well I guess we wear boxers because our choice is limited and "whitie tighties" or "underwear" is uncomfortable. I don't know . . . I guess it's something to think about.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-07-17 09:24:43

wow... At school I would see the popular guys with there pants down to their knees and there boxers up to there hips. I never really was able to figure out y guys would do that. It looked very uncomfortable but, y do men have to wear them? I don't know. I guess there is no explination. and I would have to say that was a very interesting entry lol.
» Midnight on 2004-07-17 10:41:48

I wear boxers to keep my penis from getting caught in my zipper, and my little dude thinks that jeans are uncomfortable when he rubs up against them. But mostly to keep my penis from getting into my zipper, its a big no dice.
» StevenG on 2004-07-17 10:47:10

man i don't know how you could get it in the zipper man... i mean... would you not realise if your thingie was haning out when you zipped up? I mean commen sense
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-18 03:35:52

i wear boxers
becuz my pants always hang down a lil and i dont want people to see my ass or them thinking im mooning them. and for other people that dont know how to wipe they ass i dont think they would like skid marks in their pants
» seewun on 2004-07-18 09:02:57

haha... how interesting...
why do chicks have to wear panties ehn thongs n stuff, dehn? its just like wearing 2 pairs of short shorts! ^_~ just kidding, we have to wear cuz we have our 'monthlys', huh? hahaha!
» chocobopnai on 2004-07-19 01:43:44

i'm a little disturbed by this entry...
maybe you should just resort to tighty whities and boxer briefs. or you could wear some boxers that say 'sexy' on the bum and other encouraging sayings like that to boost up your confidence and whenever you're feeling down look at your bum in the mirror and viola! instant confidence boost.
» lenas_life on 2004-07-20 02:44:01

Wow...
That is so right and although I am not a guy and I do not wear boxers... you have shown me a new light in this world.
» xxSwingLifeAway on 2004-07-24 12:41:29

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