So yeah, there I was, just laying on the bed face first. You know, trying to get some shut-eye in the middle of the day, so you lay face down to avoid the dreaded light that pierces through our window. Next to me was Ashley, she was doing the same thing, just for different reasons. See, she teases Hank (one of our dogs), and he takes pleasure in mercelously biting her. Oh well, I just angled my head and put my right arm over my ear so I would be saved from Hank's growling and Ashley's giggling.

Well my sleep was interupted by a sharp scream; I quickly arrose to investigate. I couldn't have been prepared for that which I was to behold after the scream. What I saw, was hank half laying on Ashley, and half laying on the bed. His body was crowched, in his tug-o-war possitioning. Ok, that's normal... or so I thought. The next thing I noticed was what he had in the clutches of his jaw, Ashley's left butt cheek. Yeah what I smart dog, he knew just where to get her. After he paused for a second (mostl likely startled by Ashley's scream), he swung his head from side to side, growling. This was a typical dog tug-o-war technique... it was interesting to see him use it on Ashley's butt though... very interesting indeed.

Anyways, it turns out he completely ruined the shirt she was wearing. There were wholes all over it, definately ruined. Luckily her skirt survived completely unharmed. Oh, and Ashley was alright as well, I don't even think there was a mark on her butt. She does have a nice butt though, so I could see why Hank would go for it... I mean, if I was a dog, I would have done the same thing I suppose. All in all, I would say Hank got the better of her this time.

The lesson learned? Don't let your dog play tug-o-war with your girlfriend's butt. She might scream and wake you up

at least that wasnt
u while u where laying on ur back cuz that could of turned out really bad really really bad
» seewun on 2004-07-14 11:32:24

Hahahha, we were just playing he didnt know it was my butt. Lol, he's so much fun!
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-07-15 01:58:29

ash...
man, thats what they all say. he just wanted a piece of you and couldnt make it too obvious while pete was right there.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-07-15 10:04:48

lmao
wow. my boyfriend has 3 dogs. i better keep a close eye on my butt. lol j/p
» Midnight on 2004-07-15 05:02:58

lol crazy dogs!!! i should know...wait...i don't have any dogs . . .
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-07-15 09:32:56

um...
your penith ith too pointy. you should have a D @ the end instead of a > . :p
» ikimashokie on 2004-07-16 09:53:30

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