Qu4dM4chine: let us rejoice!
IronysADeadScene: *parties*
Qu4dM4chine: lol
Qu4dM4chine: *takes pants off*
IronysADeadScene: yeah buddy
IronysADeadScene: *gets an erection*
Qu4dM4chine: lmao
IronysADeadScene: hahaha

One must be careful when e-Partying. Things may seem fun at first, but just like real parties... things can go wrong... and often times lead to sex. We won't go into where this conversation went... but trust me when I warn you, take caution when e-Partying... no one wants to get another person e-Pregnant and half to take care of the e-Baby for the rest of their life...

Please, make the right choices

Remember kids. Use protection
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-07-06 10:31:17

you mean e-protection
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-06 10:32:30

yea i went into the wrong e-party next thing i know i get e-knocked out and when i woke up my e-asshole started hurting damn those e-roofies lol beware of those male rape e-parties
» seewun on 2004-07-06 11:37:49

that's bad man, you should have allerted the e-authorities
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-06 11:42:36

well now im goin to e-therapy
» seewun on 2004-07-07 02:17:58

You should always remember to bring an e-friend to parties to watch out for you too
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-07-07 03:35:17

wouldn't you have to take care of the e-baby for the rest of your e-life? speaking of e-pregnancy, can i get e-pregnant my first e-time?
» lenas_life on 2004-07-07 04:36:05

yea u can get e-pregnant ur first e-time but i dont have to worry bout that since im a boy but i can get e-crabs nasty lil e-creaters
» seewun on 2004-07-07 10:18:42

ewwww e-crabs.... gross.... and e-stds... you don't want that either... bad stuff... and yeah you can definately get e-pregnant your first time... even if the person is wearing an e-condom
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-07 12:45:37

damn weak e-condom now i have 1234455678655446788999677 kids damn e-parties i always get the whole e-party pregnant
» seewun on 2004-07-07 02:28:36

geezus man, you're quite the e-sex machine
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-07 02:29:33

yea but that was from one e-party i even got some of the guys pregnant i feel confused and dirty
» seewun on 2004-07-07 04:04:14

werd... i am e-confused...
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-07 04:07:58

me too
» seewun on 2004-07-07 04:13:55

that reminds me pete, you owe me some E CHILD SUPPORT!!!!!
» InvalidLitterDept on 2004-07-08 03:51:51

man you promised me you were on the e-pill!!!
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-08 03:57:13

damn zig u didnt pay the e-child support now the e-police r coming to take u to e-prison and big e-bubba is goin to e-ass rape u (it could happen) lol
» seewun on 2004-07-08 11:48:45

nah it's cool, i'll get my e-lawyer to expose him for the e-fraud that he is... in the e-court of law
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-08 12:05:13

wow damn u got a guy pregnant too thanx god in not the only one. im not sure how i did it i think it involved a dress, weed, alcohol, and some how a dog? damn i hate when guys pretent to b gurls on the computer i think thats how it happened lol
» seewun on 2004-07-08 07:29:02

One wild e-night...
*e-fucks pete in the e-ass and gets him e-pregnant* we're having an e-baby!!! yay!!!
» Kollin6618 on 2004-07-08 07:52:13

woahness
so e-confused, i haven't taken e-sex ed yet you guys, geez... could ya slow down?
» chocobopnai on 2004-07-09 12:24:01

e-e-e-
who knows how many times I've e-died... or e-murdered... but I guess that counts as e-death, right?..

how would I know? I'm e-dead.
» invisible on 2004-07-09 02:16:32

well you couldn't be writing this unless you were e-alive. I mean, you can only e-die once... then you are e-dead forever... and they even have an e-funeral for you.
» Zig_Justice on 2004-07-09 02:19:22

that was very e-intense guys
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-07-10 04:27:33

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