I just had dinner with some of my relatives at James Coney Island. We where on our way back home, and some riced out Subaru pulled up next to me. There were cars infront of us, so there wasn't going to be any racing. Besides, I don't race anyone, it's obnoxious. I was hoping this guy was mature and wasn't going to drive like an ass to try and get me to race him (which woulda been pointless anyways because of the cars in front of us).

Well turns out he was very immautre. He would fall back a little bit then floor it until he was almost touching the bumper of the car in front of him. What an obnoxious human being. I know, that if I was driving any other car than a Mustang, this wouldn't have happened. So anyways, he started to fall back a little again, and floored it once more. This time, disaster struck. A mocking bird flying very low flew out in front of him... The results... he was unable to stop in time, the bird was mutilated under both tires on the right side... The poor thing flopped around for a second before dieing completely...

Wow... if this jerk wasn't so bussy trying to intimidate me just because I drive a Mustang, this never would have happened. I keep thinking how pointless this all was. What was he trying to prove? There wasn't even room to race, and I wouldn't have raced him anyways... Now that poor bird is dead... Also... I think... maybe if I had a different car, this wouldn't have happened...

poor little birdy

I'll keel him...
Oh jeez. Driving-ass-holes. Its like, "Oh shit! Ego overload! run away!"
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-06-22 03:49:17

ashley, someday you will drive that way. soley because you have to have to have the best model of whatever car you get. and you too will want to show it off to everyone. because, like everyone else, you will think your car is the fastest.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-06-22 09:15:03

I don't think Ashley is anywhere near that immature.
» Zig_Justice on 2004-06-22 10:38:59

she can be when she wants to and she knows it and there is no reason for her to be ashamed of that.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-06-22 02:27:20

Everyone is immature in different ways.
In conclusion, poor birdy!
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-06-22 02:35:52

Ashley isn't the egotistical show off type if you know what i mean. Sure she wants a nice car, but i know she isn't going to try to "impress people" by racing them... That's just not the type of person she is. besides, she knows there are tons of cars that are tons faster than any of the cars she is thinking about getting.
» Zig_Justice on 2004-06-22 02:36:46

yea, we were down by the water playin with or ducks (lol how stupid) and i 9foot gator shot outta the water and tryed to grab us
» Midnight on 2004-06-22 02:43:46

oh she totally would try to impress people. that's why she is as cute as she is. she is always trying to impress people, it just isn't always obvious. it's not like she would be immature about it. she would just like to show off a bit. she does it with everything. it's adorable.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-06-22 02:53:04

This is kind of pointless. I guess all I can say, is that I strongly disagree.
» Zig_Justice on 2004-06-22 03:06:36

fair enough.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-06-22 03:08:51

stupid people... poor bird.. reminds me of To Kill a Mockingbird ... i have a craving for ice cream and some more procrastination
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-06-23 10:49:38

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