Like a large white monolith in that little white tiled room, it commands respect from all. After all, where do you run to when you need peace and tranquility... It's always there, always ready to help make your day better. When you're leaving to go somewhere, who do you go visit before you even say goodbye to your mom? I think the answere is obvious.

The fact is, he is always there, and always ready to go into action. He can take all that you can give too, so there is never any doubt. His usefullness is endless, he can devour just about anything if need be. I don't think there is anyone that doubts his powers.

Beauty doesn't lie only in his powers either, physicaly, he is a masterpiece. Sculpted of only the smoothest porcelain, the surface is slicker than glass. With curves that bulge out and concave like a beautiful woman's body, his figure is perfect. There is a certain elegance about him that is hard to describe. No house is complete with out him.

Now go tell your toilet how much you love him

Props to my toilet
You're so right Pete. We all know how much I bond with my John too.. Its curves are even better than mine. You're so right. I must go give props to my John. ALways there for me and never judgemental!!!
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-06-11 01:41:19

hahahahahahahahaha, you can't even begin to understand how amusing that was to me. and even more so because my bother's name is john. hahahahahaha.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-06-11 02:21:14

hmmm i hope you didn't think i was talking about your brother through most of that... that would just be wierd
» Zig_Justice on 2004-06-11 04:05:04

LOL - Jessica's brother has "curves that bulge out and concave like a beautiful woman's body"! hahahaha!
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-06-11 04:06:39

nono, actually i was thinking about the way that sounds like someone taking a dump on my brother. and to me, that is prolly one of the more amusing things in life. he deserves it.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-06-11 10:11:04

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