What can I say about Van Hellsing... That movie really let me down. I had such high hopes for it too. I guess it was the overwhelming amount of cornyness that ruined it for me. Still, it's sad to see a movie with such potential be ruined by bad acting and a poor script.

So yeah, there were alot of annoyances in this movie. Well maybe not alot... just reaccuring ones. Anyways, Frankenstien's monster was extremely annoying. He had a very flamboyant and whinny voice and he was screaming and yelling through the whole thing. In my opinion, Frankenstien's monster should have had a deep raspy voice and he should have been far less whinny. I couldn't stand listening to his voice throughout the movie.

The second most annoying thing was the chick... I dunno her name... wasn't important to me. Anyways, she was just insanely corny. I think most of this was due to bad acting, the rest was due to the bad lines she had to say. Oh well, she did get less screen time than most heroins.

The third most annoying thing was the ending... I actually thought the ending would be good too. The ending battle between Van Hellsing and Dracula was quite good. However, When he killed that chick and started howling at the end... that was just way too much cheese for one movie. Then after that when van sees her face in the sky... that didn't help make it any less cheesie either... Overall, bad ending!

This movie won't be on my list of DVDs to buy!

Worst Movie Ever
First off, let me give props, to the way the vampries and other monsters looked. I loved that. However...Omg! I noticed the horrible cornyness, near the begining, when the vampire chick said "Too bad, so sad." I almost died. I was just like, STFU!!!!11. It was HORRRIBLE. I could write a better script drunk, lol.
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-05-09 04:35:16

props for the way they looked? I thought they looked more like wierd monsters than vampires. Personaly, I thought that the vampires in "Interview With The Vampire" looked much better (they were more believable... more realistic).
» Zig_Justice on 2004-05-09 06:27:06

i dont have a gut...
i have fat. i have a gut, i have backfat. i need to get rid of them both. trying to find support for my girlparts is what keeps me from running... :/
» ikimashokie on 2004-05-09 07:05:07

it waspretty bad and corny. Haven't you noticed that there hasn't been ONE good movie one undead things. lol. I mean the League of Etraordinary Gentlemen was pretty bad, Resident Evil- bad, Van Helsing-bad,13 ghosts-bad... hmmm. For some reason I like them though. I guess I'm not too picky on movies for some reason.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-05-09 10:08:22

i mean..
on undead things
» Ajibalaji89 on 2004-05-09 10:08:44

Actually...
If you haven't seen Dawn of the Dead, it is really fabulous. The zombies, are the best ever. I won't spoil it for you...but its really good..
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-05-10 12:12:52

i concur
it was quite the let down. but i mean, dracula was amusing. ish. there really is nothing i commend in it. i tried, but there's nothing.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-05-10 12:35:54

Bad movie!
This movie was horrible. I rather stare at my crotch for two hours.
» StevenG on 2004-05-10 01:46:00

Steven
I think everyone would rather stare at your crotch for two hours. And with good reason!
» AshleyEverhart on 2004-05-10 01:50:04

Wow... doesn't sound like anyone liked that movie...
» Zig_Justice on 2004-05-10 11:30:51

as unseen, as unseen goes...
i want to see mean girls and home on the range...i'm such a sucker for teeny bopper poppie movies
» lenas_life on 2004-05-10 11:59:21

i agree with ashley. staring at steve's crotch would beat out watching vh any day.
» ladyeyeliner on 2004-05-11 12:36:33

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