Here are some pictures I have taken.
An Extraordinary Cat
There once was a cat stuck in a tree. This was an ordinary tree. The cat was not. What did an extraordinary cat look like, you ask? He had more than two ears, of course. Maybe three, or maybe more. Any way you look at it, his hearing was superb. He could hear a spider weaving its web three miles away. But he could not climb down the tree.
He had triple jointed whiskers, of course. They were vey flexible. They could bend over backwards and tie themselves in knots. This was very helpful when the cat wanted to disguise himself as a present. But it did not help him to climb down the tree.
He had waterproof fur, of course. He was a very talented swimmer, and held the record lap time in several small towns. He scoffed at umbrellas, shower caps, and particularly fishing rods, which he did not need to catch trout. But none of this helped him to climb down the tree.
Last but not least, he had a sandpaper tongue, of course. It was rougher than the final boss in Baboon Bobble, and drier than a silver bullet. He used it daily to finish his woodworking projects, which were many. He would become very posthumously famous for his master work, which he died licking. It was the tree. The end.
You are on drugs, Yenamaboya.
» Bartholomew on 2008-07-28 10:27:28
Trees totally pwn.
» invisible on 2008-08-06 02:58:30
Invisible, is your comment a response to Bartholomew? I had no idea you were into that.
» le_battement on 2008-08-06 05:35:25
Cats are amazing.. but so are baboons.
» sagittariusmoon on 2011-12-30 01:22:13
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