41. eBay and Amazon are essentially the only two places I shop online. Which is bad. But they�re so easy and the free shipping�!

42. Studying. With big masses of information, I typically read, highlight, make a study guide for myself, and consider any sort of memory devices. With definitions and grammar, I make note cards.

43. My midterms are this week.

44. My favorite color is red, but mostly because people, for some reason, associate the color with me.

45. I really like carrying people and being carried. I think piggyback rides are fantastic.

46. I also like baths a LOT. There were about three weeks, when I first moved into the house I�m living in, when I took a bath every night.

47. I also chose this house for its clawfoot tub.

48. If you put cookies in front of me, I will probably eat all of them.

49. Sometimes I daydream about going back to eighth grade, knowing everything I know now, and setting myself up for an easy future.

50. But I can�t, so now I really focus as well as I can on doing that for my future self, now. It�s just hard, when you can�t see what the important aspects will be.

51. I think living like money doesn�t matter is naive. Do what you love, by all means, but have a logical plan to follow through with it. Know your lifestyle.

52. I wish I saw my friends more often. It�s like we all live on different continents.

53. I�m extremely attracted to pragmatism. It�s the main thing I look for in romantic interests.

54. Probably because I�ve only had issues with people who are more emotionally-driven.

55. I dated an older guy for maybe a week, last year. It quickly ended when he mentioned his high school partying days to try to relate with me.

56. My roommate, last year, taught me how to stop conversations, and it has never failed me: �Haha yeah.� It was the last thing I texted to the older guy, along with several others, and for some reason, that stops texting in its tracks and they never start up again. I don�t understand this sorcery.

57. The first time I went to a college party, I ate two plates of pasta beforehand because I was afraid of getting drunk. I was the personification of America�s alcohol education. That said, I ended up having like half a beer before realizing how much I didn�t like parties. Or beer.

58. I�d prefer going out and getting dinner/dessert/frozen yogurt/coffee/hot cocoa.

59. But anyway, then I discovered scotch and things went downhill for my �AlCoHOl??????!11 EEEWWW!!1� persona.

60. I write any recipe I�m about to try on a post-it note and stick it to the inside of the cabinet above the oven. If it�s too long for a post-it, it probably isn�t worth making just for fun.


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"Some people call me Maurice..." he mutter-sings, followed closely by the corresponding whistle. This is exactly the type of morbid comedy that manages to make me laugh out loud, as there is currently a dead rat named Maurice in front of us, its intestines hanging just slightly over the left edge of its open abdominal cavity.

Later, after he cracks the jawbones in Maurice's mouth so it hangs open awkwardly with Joker-esque, jagged cuts, he wiggles the poor rat's tongue around, then fixes his fingers around Maurice's bottom jaw, opening and closing his mouth. "Ahh, how ya doin'?" Maurice asks.

This is, apparently, what attracts me.

I type "haha yeah" all the time and somehow it doesn't stop anything.

As far as pragmatism goes in romantic interests, I'm split. I thought it would be good to have someone who was more practical than me to kind of be the anchor to my head-in-the-clouds tendencies, but the feeling of disappointment when you can't have fun is making me question it. >.>
» randomjunk on 2013-02-26 03:12:38

haha yeah
» Zanzibar on 2013-02-26 08:27:16

I'm still waiting for science.
» middaymoon on 2013-02-26 05:58:31

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