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Honey Bunny with a hole in her leg.
Wednesday. 7.28.10 7:42 pm

So I was doing my usual crafty stuff with a hot glue gun and some felt. It was a little yellow felt circle. So cute.

SO CUTE MY ASS.

I DROPPED IT, HOT GLUE SIDE DOWN, ON MY LEG.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!

See, I have two hot glue guns. There is the white one, which is about three years old and leaks, and the blue one, which is almost as old as me and gets way, way hotter. So it's either have the glue leak (which is okay, if it's just on my P.o.S. desk or something), or have the glue be hotter.

I thought, hey, what the hell. Let's use the blue gun since I'm working near carpeting.

So I did.

And now I have two second-degree burns. One is a fingernail-sized, puckering, infected burn, and the other is a blistering squiggle burn.

I am the epitome of attractive, right now, sitting here eating my Pocky, leg oozing, whining because it hurts when it brushes up against something.

As it should. All my nerves are exposed.

The whole reason I have this burn is because I made a birthday hat for Araam on his birthday. And threw him a surprise party. Well, sort of surprising. It was like a scene out of Pulp Fiction.

See, Seth was helping. He came over early and parked his car in the garage so Araam wouldn't see. Seth and I proceeded to locate an acceptable hiding spot and find a pillowcase with which to blind Araam. The plan was that I would lead Araam to the hiding spot, Seth would cover his (Araam's) head, I would tie his hands up, and Seth would carry him to the car.

Sounds easy, until Araam collapsed on the floor so we couldn't 1) tie his hands together, 2) pick him up, or much less 3) get him to the car.

So we just blindfolded him and got him to the car.

But his hands weren't tied together, so he kept taking the blindfold off.

...I essentially screamed at him like a kidnapper would, while Seth told him that I was "serious."

And that is how he and I turned into Pumpkin and Honey Bunny.

http://www.rudata.ru/w/images/4/4f/Pulp_Fiction_Pumpkin_and_Honey_Bunny.jpg


...It's oddly fitting. I've also been told that Seth and I are like Bonnie and Clyde.

Except, Bonnie and Clyde honestly weren't that impressive. I hate to say it, because I'm interested in the legend, but they just didn't have a spectacular run.

:-\

Oh, and I dyed my hair back to brown. Some dryness and breakage came with it.

Ew.

BUT, it is way nicer-looking, and it's the last thing I'm doing to my hair (somewhat out of fear, but also just out of a lack of need for change).

Hmm...so that's that.




I went to the dentist, today, and the woman who does everything but look at my teeth at the end told me that the first time she met me, I liked Barbies, I liked soccer, and my favorite people were Kendal and Natalie.

How weird. Very few people have known me since I was seven. It's like they have a huge gap in their knowledge that I don't have...and likewise for me and their memories.


Just something I think about.
3 Comments.


Owwwww, that sounds horrible. :/ I burned the skin off my arms with Nair before, but I'm not sure if it's comparable.
» randomjunk on 2010-07-29 12:14:38

I burned myself talking cup o' noodles out of the microwave once. Turns out I had put it in for way too long and it was scorching, so naturally, I spilled it on my arm. We are winners.
» Illicit on 2010-07-31 02:49:12

haha your'e exposed.

Bonnie and Clyde were murderers. Mean ones.

Have you grown out of liking soccer and barbies btw?

Oh, and You've been challenged. 100 facts about yourself, pal.
» Dilated on 2010-08-02 12:28:32

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