I'm The Spoon.

(10:47:15 PM) Matt: i had something big and hairy for you
(10:48:00 PM) The Spoon: Was it a bear?
(10:49:15 PM) Matt: you can keep guessing but i will give you a hint its about 4 inches sound good i know you would love it
(10:49:34 PM) The Spoon: I don't like bears a lot.
(10:51:30 PM) Matt: its not a bear but its does have a head on it and its somehing you can blow
(10:52:52 PM) The Spoon: Bears actually kind of freak me out.
(10:52:58 PM) The Spoon: They eat so much.
(10:53:07 PM) The Spoon: They could probably take one of ym hands, no prob.
(10:53:10 PM) The Spoon: *my
(10:54:11 PM) Matt: will you shut up about the bear i said its 4 inches its hairy you can blow it or lick it whatever its up to you
(10:54:22 PM) The Spoon: So it's a tiny bear.
(10:54:25 PM) The Spoon: That's not so bad.
(10:54:29 PM) The Spoon: Does it still have claws?
(10:54:34 PM) The Spoon: The claws are the worst.
(10:55:30 PM) Matt: so when you say claws if you mean balls then yea it has claws
(10:55:39 PM) The Spoon: Bears DO have balls.
(10:55:42 PM) The Spoon: That's so weird.
(10:55:47 PM) The Spoon: Good point.
(10:55:53 PM) The Spoon: The claws still freak me out, though.
(10:56:00 PM) The Spoon: I wonder if there's a way to declaw bears.
(10:56:16 PM) The Spoon: ...Nah, too cruel.
(10:56:33 PM) Matt: i thought you said you were smart
(10:56:51 PM) The Spoon: Yeah, I know, bears are just so elusive, though.
(10:57:00 PM) The Spoon: It's hard to learn about them without the internet.
(10:58:43 PM) Matt: my dick is 4 inches how big is yours but you have to be a lesbian or either dumb
(10:59:10 PM) The Spoon: What about the bear?


Why do the creepy guys always hit on me?

Maybe I should stop showering.

Was he serious?
Four inches of fury, hahaha. That's terrible. I would never say that.
» middaymoon on 2009-01-31 12:24:53

Hopefully that doesn't completely tarnish your idea of a bearhug. :3
» yourcupoftea on 2009-01-31 12:04:27

Just
ew.
» inhuman on 2009-01-31 01:13:16

weird...and i'm not sure i would BOAST about 4 inches...
» invisibleinkling on 2009-01-31 01:46:13

hahahah. Maybe it would help if you've previously been showering ON THE INTERNET!!

But seriously, some people are so dense.
» Zanzibar on 2009-01-31 03:46:34

Ew... Some guys should just shoot themselves dead.
» Nuttz on 2009-02-01 05:42:43

R:C
Slides exist where they print a letter or something like that that people can focus on when they are learning to use the microscope, but as far as I know, there are no widely-available slides that actually have like a sentence.
» ranor on 2009-02-01 04:51:32

It is scary and no matter how hard I try to not think how scary the situation is, I can't help but remember it all the time.
» Nuttz on 2009-02-02 04:02:54

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