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IN�TA - Is it the end of days? Muffy discusses the controversial subject
Friday. 4.16.10 3:47 pm
As many of you know, between the dates of 4/14/10 and 4/16/10, the Island briefly desynchronized from time and space. After much debate amongst the baboon scientists and the coconut physicists, the catalyst for the chaos was determined to be the initiation of an Infinite Nutang Story Time Anomaly (IN�TA) in the region of the Shoutbox.

Though the exact cause is still uncertain, scientists believe that an IN�TA is triggered by through the execution of simple statement followed by three periods. For safety purposes, the example has been divided into segments:

<INITIAL STATEMENT, USUALLY AN OPENING LINE FOR A STORY>
followed by
<. . .>

The catalyst does not allows guarantee a reaction, however. It requires several other chemical components and executed statements before a full IN�TA takes hold.

A copy of the first ever recorded IN�TA can be seen here:
Official IN�TA 1 documentation

A brief chronology of events that occurred during the loop:
A walrus from the planet Harkusparky is (presumably) assaulted by Cats (who never actually makes an appearance in the loop) from Zero Wing. He blacks out and awakens in a classroom full of half-naked students who were attacked by the police. Both parties are assumed to be high on magic mushrooms. The students escape to a pub and discover MC Hammer and Chuck Norris. Hammer flees down an elevator shaft and awakens Molestaboya, the evil counterpart of Papagoya. After a brief stint with zombies, Molestaboya is transported back in time and to Mars by Abraham Lincoln, who explains that lyndeep and thaitanic, his favorite slaves, are actually clones of his parents. A hairy bully named Al Rammenrun summons the slave / clones to dinner, a feast comprised of peaches, cottage cheese, and goat testicles. The goat testicles come alive and form the image of Silver Dot, forcing Al to set the table on fire.

At this point, the loop is broken by lyndeep, who was still a slave / clone in the alternate universe, to see why her blog was malfunctioning.

Fast acting on the part of the other slave, thaitanic, closes the rift and the IN�TA ends.

New information will be made available as it is uncovered.

--EDIT: New information has been made available. I went to a practice tournament last night and I made my freestyle with one miss. THAT'S IT. My whole damn freestyle, the impossible thing I thought it was. This proves that no matter how tired I feel or how aching my body is, I can still do it. I'm happy :)
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8 Comments.


Whoot whoot! (in regards to only missing one lol)
» lyndeep on 2010-04-16 07:00:34

I could've sworn I said "robust manatee". Huh.
» randomjunk on 2010-04-16 10:56:20

DOMO-KUN!!! I didn't know you like it Muffy...

Me likey your layout Muffy.. especially the starry background!
» Nuttz on 2010-04-17 08:02:10

Diggin the new layout!
» lyndeep on 2010-04-17 08:50:14

what i did was a quick fix... who knows when we will fall victim to INSTA again...
» thaitanic on 2010-04-17 10:15:09

I feel like I miss so much when I'm not here...
» invisible on 2010-04-18 12:50:22

Wait, did you really tag me as Stinky Steve?
» middaymoon on 2010-04-18 05:54:49

Very nice there! I'll be waiting for more info on this, haha

and congrats, you can still do it! haha
» CPKviperpheonix on 2010-04-24 11:08:32

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