Let Me Guide You

Specifically those living in west Federal Way, south of Dash Point Road.

I am getting really sick and tired of your canines barking their heads off and attacking the fence like homicidal maniacs whenever I go for a walk.

Please, please, please excercise your "best friend." Putting him/her outside is not good enough. What would you do if someone locked you in a yard all day? The only freakin' place they do that is prison.

Look, I know you are busy. You work 40+ hours a week. You have kids. You have to clean the bathroom/balance your checkbook/curl your eyelashes. But you got a dog anyway. Whatever, I'm not questioning your logic, just your character. Give the bored tween accross the street five bucks some afternoon and I bet he'll do it for you. Maybe he won't go smoke that day. Better yet, give an even younger kid five bucks a week and I bet she'll do it every day. Maybe she won't become obese.

Damn it, leave a leash and a sticky note (and maybe a cookie) on top of the mailbox and I'll do it when I go out with my dog.

And at least, if you're going to let your dog be a bored barker, please don't stick your head out of the window and yell "STFU Cinders!" because then I know you're sitting on your ass.

Aw, poor dogs. :(
» randomjunk on 2008-09-29 09:10:46

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