Let Me Guide You

Dear Mr. Corgan,
I love you very much. I mean you might have to pay me to sleep with you, but really, I adore you�your music, your quirkiness, everything. And Smashing Pumpkins? Yay!!

However, I was concerned last night when I heard what appeared to be your voice singing �Landslide� on the radio. I don�t really know what to say. I mean, I know you and the Pumpkins like to experiment� and your version of the Bee Gees� �To Love Somebody�? Awesome. Your version of �Landslide,� on the other hand, left me pining for Fleetwood Mac.

Billy, I don�t even like Fleetwood Mac.

Your �unique� voice just does not capture the poignancy of this classic. Please cease to perform this song, and do make every attempt to destroy recorded copies that may exist. It�s embarrassing.

Now don�t feel singled out. I plan to write to the Dixie Chicks too.

Love and respect,
A concerned fan

(A letter reply, though amusing, just wouldn't work here)

You know, I've heard that song loads of times on the radio. It's been around for a while...
» randomjunk on 2008-08-24 12:48:51

yeah, it's from a 1994 album. and it's on their greatest hits album.... so not ok....
» Someones_Muse on 2008-08-24 12:56:10

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