Got this in my email and I absolutely had to share it no matter what. Don't take offence, just enjoy ~.~

THE TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkemon' and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM$0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM$0.60 or you cut the> supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again.
Now you want RM$1.20. The buyer then decides you can keep the milk.
They look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One "cow-peh" and one "cow-bu".

HAhaHAHa. That's hilarious. I don't get the Singaporean one though
» Zanzibar on 2008-05-03 01:21:31

i like the british corporation the best. both are mad... haha.. maybe that explains why they have JE.
» renaye on 2008-05-04 11:34:35

LOL Love those cowporations! and that Japanese one, lol
» CPKviperpheonix on 2008-05-09 12:39:48

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