Dusting off this moldy old survey my husband and I concocted a million years ago, when our eyes were shiny and new, and not capped by sunflowers.

But I digress... here's a survey of no importance, which nobody will take, much less understand. Yet I give it to you, like I give all the horrible things I think up to you, because I'm just evil that way.

1.) You are now the greatest guitar player in the world. What would be the first song or songs you played with your new power?

2.) If you could play any NON-ROCK/Rap/R&B/Pop/Etc. instrument, what would you play?

3.) Vishnu grants you his power, you are now the best singer in the entire universe. What song or songs would you sing?

4.) Beethoven has descended from the clouds, he wiggles his nose and makes you the best piano player in the world. What strictly piano based song or songs would you play? (this can include Rock songs...as long as the major instrument heard in said song is a piano)

5.) You are now the greatest actor in all the world. A prominent director wants YOU to be in his movie adaptation!! QUICK! What movie adaptation would you be in and what part would you play? (MUST be a movie that has already been made. NO SHAKESPEARE MOVIES)

6.) You are the best director EVER. After months of discussion, you decide to remake a crappy B-movie...Your mission. Turn this turd-burger into a pile of gold! What B-movie would you remake and how would you make it better?

7.) Take ANY animated movie/TV show/OAV you can think of. Which one would you like seen done in live action and by what director?

8.) You are now the greatest screenwriter in ALL THE WORLD!! You have chosen to adapt a classic Shakespearean play for the big screen. Which play would you pick and who would be in the major roles?

9.) If you could be ANY movie director...alive or dead...who would you be?

10.) Okay, you are now your favorite movie director. Which of his or her classic movies are you looking forward to filming?

11.) You are now the LORD of the dance. What kind of dancing would you specialize in?

12.) Almost every movie based on a work by Stephen King has been screwed up beyond belief. Even when Mr. King works on it himself. Which Stephen King adaptation would you remake...and make it better? Who would you cast?

13.) What...is your favorite color?

1. I don't like the guitar, so I'd specialize in smashing them.
2. Didjeridu!
3. What *would* I sing. I would yodel. Or opera.
4. Best in the world? Hm. I'm torn between Minute Waltz and Hungarian Rhapsody. I could play them without being the best, but I don't have time right now.
5. Hrm. I would be Samuel Jackson in Snakes on a Plane! :D
6. Ghost Ship. I'd just make it less crappy.
7. Animated-> live action. Hrm. Powerpuff girls? I don't know any directors.
8. I don't like Shakespeare...
9. I don't know any movie directors...
10. um?
11. If I were Lord of the dance, I'd be good at Irish step-dancing or whatever it is. Pointe would be nice.
12. I've never seen any.
13.
» ikimashokie on 2007-10-30 05:38:20

Darnit!
13. PURPLE! :DDD
» ikimashokie on 2007-10-30 05:38:31

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