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Noacat
Age. 49
Gender. Female
Ethnicity. YAHTZEE!!
Location Wyoming, MI
School. Grand Valley State Univ
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Man Vs. Anne -- is Bear Grylls out to get me?
Saturday. 9.15.07 10:45 pm
Recently I received this email from my sister.

ANNE:

DO YOU LIKE BEAR GRYLLS?

YOUR RESPONSE IS OF DIRE IMPORTANCE.

JANE.


I emailed her back with an appropriately confused response.

Yes. I want to marry him.

WTF???


She has yet to reply... and now I'm worried.

What does she know that I don't? Is Bear Grylls out to get me? Is he hiding in my closet right now, eating lint and cat hair just waiting for his moment to strike?

I checked the closet, just in case, but I didn't find anything. It doesn't mean much. I've watched Man Vs. Wild, and that Bear is a crafty man. He could have evaded me, making some kind of screen out of birch bark and old jeans.

Whatever the case may be, I'll be sleeping with one eye open from now on...
3 Comments.


She wants you to stay in a hotel with him, duh?
» ikimashokie on 2007-09-16 03:19:35

If Bear Grylls was hiding in my closet, I'd attack him first. Then rape him. Craftiness is no match for sheer lust.
» theZEBRA on 2007-09-16 12:37:43

By the way
First time I'm reading your blog. I like it. A lot.
» theZEBRA on 2007-09-16 12:38:23

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